Murray Quotes

"A ship in port is safe, but t...

"A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for." ~ Grace Brewster Murray Hopper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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β€œI find it quite ironic that the...

β€œI find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it” Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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"The best way to teach your ki...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." β€” Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart ...

"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person" - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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the days are long...

the days are long but the years are quick - Murray Goldberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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β€œOne of the most courageous things you can do is ...

β€œOne of the most courageous things you can do is identify yourself, know who you are, what you believe in and where you want to go.” – Sheila Murray Bethel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Enough! You two have to work ou...

Enough! You two have to work out your crap, because it's exhausting. β€”Murray Goldberg, The Goldbergs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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β€œThe best way to teach your ki...

β€œThe best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” β€” Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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"The more you know who you are, and what you ...

"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you'll let thing upset you." - Bill Murray in Lost in Translation (2004 - I think)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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"Our faults and our virtues ...

"Our faults and our virtues define us, and our awareness of them refine us! " - jAMes Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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In short, we must face the fact that the...

In short, we must face the fact that the purely free society will have a flourishing free market in children. -Murray Rothbard
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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I'm suspicious of people who don't...

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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"Capitalism is the fullest expression o...

"Capitalism is the fullest expression of anarchism, and anarchism is the fullest expression of capitalism." - Murray Rothbard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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I bet giraffes don’...

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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"The best way to teach your k...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream" - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Do crabs thi...

Do crabs think we walk sideways? Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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"Keep seeing the glass half-full a...

"Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy." - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Knowledge is like underwear. It...

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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"Fame can come easily and overnight, but excellence...

"Fame can come easily and overnight, but excellence is almost always accompanied by a crushing workload, pursued with single-minded intensity." - Charles Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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β€œThe more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better...

β€œThe more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.” ― Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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"No one may threaten or commit violence against another man's person or proper...

"No one may threaten or commit violence against another man's person or property. Violence may be employed only against the man who commits such violence; that is, only defensively against the aggressive violence of another. - Murray Rothbard
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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β€œLook, the world is full of books. Moaning because no one wants to read yours is like c...

β€œLook, the world is full of books. Moaning because no one wants to read yours is like complaining that you’ve been standing on the street corner with your dick out for an hour and nobody’s given you a blowjob. Still it hurt me.” - Paul Murray, _The Mark and the Void_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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"Joy is increased by ...

"Joy is increased by spreading it to others" - Robert Murray McCheyne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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"I don't know the key to success...

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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"The best way to teach your k...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream" - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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It's easier to ask forgivenes...

It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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β€œNo one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is ...

β€œNo one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.” -- Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Optimism is essential to achievement a...

Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress. - Nicholas Murray Butler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Alcohol makes me worse...

Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets. - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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β€œI think when people get stuck in situa...

β€œI think when people get stuck in situations that go against their soul, they can’t be happy. That’s all.” β€” Martine Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Half of all children are below ...

Half of all children are below average, and teachers can do only so much for them. - Charles Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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"The only way we'll ever know what it's like to be you i...

"The only way we'll ever know what it's like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself that's where home is" -Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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"Societies in which even your deepest beliefs an...

"Societies in which even your deepest beliefs and feelings can be questioned and trodden upon are the only societies worth living in." -Douglas Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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"I know I'm not saving the world, but something in what I've learned how to do or the stories th...

"I know I'm not saving the world, but something in what I've learned how to do or the stories that I've tried to tell, they're some sort of representation of how life is or how life could be. And that gives some sort of optimism. And an optimistic attitude is a successful attitude." -Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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"Movie idea: 'Murray.' A bitter Tom Hulce ...

"Movie idea: 'Murray.' A bitter Tom Hulce reminisces about his acting rivalry with the more talented F. Murray Abraham." - Tim Siedell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"Movie idea: 'Murray.' A bitter Tom Hulce ...

"Movie idea: 'Murray.' A bitter Tom Hulce reminisces about his acting rivalry with the more talented F. Murray Abraham." - Tim Siedell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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