Murphy Quotes

Anything that ...

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. -MURPHY
📅︎ Mar 03
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"One man's priso...

"One man's prison is another's one palace"- Paul Murphy
📅︎ Dec 19
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"Did you ever walk into a room and fo...

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." — Sue Murphy
📅︎ Oct 27
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"The important things are alwa...

"The important things are always simple; the simple things, always hard." - Murphy's law of combat
📅︎ Dec 25
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"You are confined only...

"You are confined only by the walls you build yourself." - Andrew Murphy
📅︎ Mar 30
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What's the point of...

What's the point of sarcasm? —Dr. Shaun Murphy, The Good Doctor
📅︎ Sep 30
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"I have nothing against homosexuals. I think an orgasm is your thing, and you should fuck who...

"I have nothing against homosexuals. I think an orgasm is your thing, and you should fuck whoever the fuck you feel like fucking. Whoever makes you come the hardest. Anybody who says you shouldn't, politely tell them to mind their own business." -- Eddie Murphy, Playboy interview, 1990
📅︎ Oct 13
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"Man I'll tell you they don't like our...

"Man I'll tell you they don't like our kind so it starts with your fist but must end with your mind." - dropkick Murphy's
📅︎ May 06
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"Entering your 30's means raising your standa...

"Entering your 30's means raising your standards for who you'll have sex with and lowering your standards for who you'll marry" - Morgan Murphy
📅︎ Mar 08
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