Mortgage Quotes

"Stop crying. You've got a lot to look forward to, you know. A normal huma...

"Stop crying. You've got a lot to look forward to, you know. A normal human life on Earth—mortgage repayments, the 9-to-5, a persistent nagging sense of spiritual emptiness... Save the tears for later, boyo." - Matt Smith (Doctor Who)
📅︎ Mar 13
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"Seventy point eight percent of this godforsa...

"Seventy point eight percent of this godforsaken planet is covered in water. The other twenty-nine point two percent is covered in mortgages."
📅︎ Aug 14
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