The 26 Best Months Quotes

"We were happily married for eight m...

"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years." — Nick Faldo

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📅︎ Mar 08

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"The butterfly counts not m...

"The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough." - Rabindranath Tagore

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📅︎ Nov 30

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“If I’m by my house and there’s a drive by and someone sh...

“If I’m by my house and there’s a drive by and someone shoots Mike in the head, I’m gonna think at least I didn’t die of cancer for eight months.” - My philosophy professor Mike

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📅︎ Dec 09

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A doctor gave a man six months to live....

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. ...Henny Youngman

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📅︎ Dec 08

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I hate housework! You make the beds, yo...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ....Joan Rivers

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📅︎ Nov 29

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"In a few minutes a computer can make a ...

"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it." — Unknown

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📅︎ Nov 22

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Don't plant your bad days! They grow into weeks, the weeks grow into...

Don't plant your bad days! They grow into weeks, the weeks grow into months, and before you know it you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me: CHOKE those little bad days! CHOKE 'em down to nothing! -Tom Waits

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📅︎ Nov 01

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'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situa...

'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.' -Tupac Shakur

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📅︎ Aug 18

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"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this n...

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months." — Bill Tammeus

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📅︎ Jul 09

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"Mental transformation takes time, but it becomes easier with familiarity. Don’t entertain unr...

"Mental transformation takes time, but it becomes easier with familiarity. Don’t entertain unrealistic expectations; it doesn’t take place quickly. It requires patience and determination over months and years, but if you keep it up, at the end of your life you’ll be content." - Dalai Lama

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📅︎ Aug 17

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"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before." — Ellen DeGeneres

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📅︎ Jul 22

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"We were happily married for eight m...

"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years." — Nick Faldo

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📅︎ Apr 24

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"We have people with...

"We have people with abilities to hurt you for 4 months in 4 words"

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📅︎ Mar 13

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"When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and they wouldn't let me beca...

"When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and they wouldn't let me because I didn't have a guardian's approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later I was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school." -Billl Dixon

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📅︎ Jul 19

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“How can you achieve your 1...

“How can you achieve your 10 year plan in the next 6 months?” - attributed to Peter Thiel

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📅︎ Apr 13

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"The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six m...

"The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence." — H. L. Mencken

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📅︎ Jan 01

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“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.” ― Tupac Shakur

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📅︎ Jan 06

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"Hiroshima took nine seconds. C...

"Hiroshima took nine seconds. Changchun took five months." -Zhāng Zhènglóng, "White Snow, Red Blood"

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📅︎ Feb 11

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"When I first met you you were nothing more than ano...

"When I first met you you were nothing more than another face but six months later and you're the only face I could ever find in a crowded place." - Mindless Rants

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📅︎ Aug 01

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"Fashion is a form of ugliness s...

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" - Oscar Wilde

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📅︎ Feb 24

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“Managing to follow through for a day is good. But, mana...

“Managing to follow through for a day is good. But, managing to follow through every day, for days, weeks and months creates authentic and consistent results.” - Loren Weisman

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📅︎ Nov 10

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“One kind word can ...

“One kind word can warm three winter months.” —Japanese Proverb

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📅︎ Nov 10

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“You will fall in love with me. Then, just month...

“You will fall in love with me. Then, just months later, you will fall out. I will pretend the entire time that I don’t know it’s coming.”— Miles Walser

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📅︎ Jan 24

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“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

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📅︎ Feb 09

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‎"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a ...

‎"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.

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📅︎ Aug 14

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"The shame is like the glitter. You can't wash...

"The shame is like the glitter. You can't wash it off but when you think you have you'll find it again in the shower 2 months later." - /u/br3or

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📅︎ Jul 29

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"We were happily married for eight m...

"The butterfly counts not m...

“If I’m by my house and there’s a drive by and someone sh...

A doctor gave a man six months to live....

I hate housework! You make the beds, yo...

"In a few minutes a computer can make a ...

Don't plant your bad days! They grow into weeks, the weeks grow into...

'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situa...

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this n...

"Mental transformation takes time, but it becomes easier with familiarity. Don’t entertain unr...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"We were happily married for eight m...

"We have people with...

"When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and they wouldn't let me beca...

“How can you achieve your 1...

"The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six m...

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

"Hiroshima took nine seconds. C...

"When I first met you you were nothing more than ano...

"Fashion is a form of ugliness s...

“Managing to follow through for a day is good. But, mana...

“One kind word can ...

“You will fall in love with me. Then, just month...

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

‎"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a ...

"The shame is like the glitter. You can't wash...

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