Month Quotes

"We were happily married for eight m...

"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years." โ€” Nick Faldo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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โ€œFebruary is the shortest month of the yea...

โ€œFebruary is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February.โ€ โ€”Lemony Snicket
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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"The butterfly counts not m...

"The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough." - Rabindranath Tagore
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 30
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โ€œIf Iโ€™m by my house and thereโ€™s a drive by and someone sh...

โ€œIf Iโ€™m by my house and thereโ€™s a drive by and someone shoots Mike in the head, Iโ€™m gonna think at least I didnโ€™t die of cancer for eight months.โ€ - My philosophy professor Mike
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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A doctor gave a man six months to live....

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. ...Henny Youngman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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I hate housework! You make the beds, yo...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ....Joan Rivers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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"In a few minutes a computer can make a ...

"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it." โ€” Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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Don't plant your bad days! They grow into weeks, the weeks grow into...

Don't plant your bad days! They grow into weeks, the weeks grow into months, and before you know it you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me: CHOKE those little bad days! CHOKE 'em down to nothing! -Tom Waits
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situa...

'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.' -Tupac Shakur
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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"We are unable, at certain times, to bring into consciousness with suf...

"We are unable, at certain times, to bring into consciousness with sufficient force the memory of the suffering and humiliation of even a week or a month ago. We are without defense against the first drink." - Bill W
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." โ€”Theodore Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01
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"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this n...

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months." โ€” Bill Tammeus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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"A month in the laboratory...

"A month in the laboratory can often save an hour in the library." โ€” Frank Westheimer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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"If you want to be happy for a day, have good food. If you want...

"If you want to be happy for a day, have good food. If you want to be happy for a month, fall in love. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, look after your garden." - Manolo Blahnik
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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"One month later, Rocky has become bored with havin...

"One month later, Rocky has become bored with having his whims instantly satisfied..." - Wikipedia summary of the Twilight Zone Episode "A Nice Place To Visit"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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"Mental transformation takes time, but it becomes easier with familiarity. Donโ€™t entertain unr...

"Mental transformation takes time, but it becomes easier with familiarity. Donโ€™t entertain unrealistic expectations; it doesnโ€™t take place quickly. It requires patience and determination over months and years, but if you keep it up, at the end of your life youโ€™ll be content." - Dalai Lama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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โ€œWhen a thousand people believe some made-up story for on...

โ€œWhen a thousand people believe some made-up story for one month, thatโ€™s fake news. When a billion people believe it for a thousand years, thatโ€™s a religionโ€ โ€” Yuval Noah Harari
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before." โ€” Ellen DeGeneres
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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โ€œStay alive for other people. The people you'll meet. The people you will become. You are more...

โ€œStay alive for other people. The people you'll meet. The people you will become. You are more than a bad month. You are a future of multifarious possibility. You are another self at a point in future time, looking back in gratitude that this lost and former you held on. Stay.โ€ - Matt Haig
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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"We were happily married for eight m...

"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years." โ€” Nick Faldo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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"We have people with...

"We have people with abilities to hurt you for 4 months in 4 words"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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"When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and they wouldn't let me beca...

"When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and they wouldn't let me because I didn't have a guardian's approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later I was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school." -Billl Dixon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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โ€œHow can you achieve your 1...

โ€œHow can you achieve your 10 year plan in the next 6 months?โ€ - attributed to Peter Thiel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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"The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six m...

"The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence." โ€” H. L. Mencken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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โ€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

โ€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.โ€ โ€• Tupac Shakur
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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"Hiroshima took nine seconds. C...

"Hiroshima took nine seconds. Changchun took five months." -Zhฤng Zhรจnglรณng, "White Snow, Red Blood"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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"When I first met you you were nothing more than ano...

"When I first met you you were nothing more than another face but six months later and you're the only face I could ever find in a crowded place." - Mindless Rants
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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โ€œPeople go on marrying because they can't resist natural forces, althou...

โ€œPeople go on marrying because they can't resist natural forces, although many of them may know perfectly well that they are possibly buying a month's pleasure with a life's discomfort.โ€ โ€• Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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โ€œIf you could kick the person in the pant...

โ€œIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a monthโ€ Theodore Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Donโ€™t think about what can happen in a month. Donโ€™t think about wh...

Donโ€™t think about what can happen in a month. Donโ€™t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be. - Eric Thomas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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"We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about...

"We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom." -Adam Kotsko
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 16
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Save a little money each month ...

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness s...

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" - Oscar Wilde
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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โ€œYou canโ€™t make a bab...

โ€œYou canโ€™t make a baby in one month by assigning nine women to the jobโ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fis...

If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else. (Chinese proverb)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs o...

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. - T. S. Eliot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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"If you could kick the person in the pants...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Theodore Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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"When a thousand people believe some made-up story for on...

"When a thousand people believe some made-up story for one month -- thatโ€™s fake news. When a billion people believe it for a thousand years -- thatโ€™s a religion" Yuval Noah Harari
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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โ€œManaging to follow through for a day is good. But, mana...

โ€œManaging to follow through for a day is good. But, managing to follow through every day, for days, weeks and months creates authentic and consistent results.โ€ - Loren Weisman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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โ€œOne kind word can ...

โ€œOne kind word can warm three winter months.โ€ โ€”Japanese Proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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โ€œYou will fall in love with me. Then, just month...

โ€œYou will fall in love with me. Then, just months later, you will fall out. I will pretend the entire time that I donโ€™t know itโ€™s coming.โ€โ€” Miles Walser
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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โ€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

โ€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.โ€ - Tupac Shakur
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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"The three most harmful addict...

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates and a monthly salary." - Nassim Taleb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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โ€œBreathe and wait ten seconds before you put up that post. Is that conte...

โ€œBreathe and wait ten seconds before you put up that post. Is that content good for today, tomorrow, next week, next month and next year? If not, alter it, to create a professional endurance to your contentโ€ - Loren Weisman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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โ€œWould you mind if that post, pic, comment or content wa...

โ€œWould you mind if that post, pic, comment or content was seen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year? If the answer is yes, then donโ€™t post it today.โ€ - Loren Weisman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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You reminded me once about curiosity, that cat-killing business. Satisfaction always comes back...

You reminded me once about curiosity, that cat-killing business. Satisfaction always comes back round once a month. Dreams are currency for the desperate and lonely. Curiosity gave me a dream. Take a seat, Iโ€™ll offer you a slice of this day-dreamer mind. Because imagination requires company.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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"Don't Think About What Can Happen In A Week, A Month, Or...

"Don't Think About What Can Happen In A Week, A Month, Or A Year. Focus On The 24 hours in front of you, and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be." - Eric Thomas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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โ€Ž"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a ...

โ€Ž"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." Theodore Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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"The shame is like the glitter. You can't wash...

"The shame is like the glitter. You can't wash it off but when you think you have you'll find it again in the shower 2 months later." - /u/br3or
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 29
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your troubles you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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โ€œOctober: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate i...

โ€œOctober: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.โ€ โ€• Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 25
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, y...

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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"A full-grown horse or dog, is beyond comparison a more rational, and more conversable animal, t...

"A full-grown horse or dog, is beyond comparison a more rational, and more conversable animal, than an infant of a day or even a month, old. But suppose the case were otherwise, what would it avail? The question is not, Can they reason?, nor Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?" - Jeremy Bentham
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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"If you could kick the person in the pan...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Teddy Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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"In the end, rage, no matter how profoundly justified, destroys the enraged....

"In the end, rage, no matter how profoundly justified, destroys the enraged. Just as we are created anew by what we love, so we are reduced and unmade by what we hate." - Salman Rushdie, Two Years, Eight Months and Twentyโ€‘Eight Nights
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 09
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