Monkey Quotes

Every time you feel yourself getting pulled ...

Every time you feel yourself getting pulled into other people's drama, think these words: 'not my circus, not my monkeys.' - Polish proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a mirror pl...

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a mirror planet of a very average star. But we can understand the universe. That makes us something very special."β€” Stephen Hawking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the...

I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the long way round. I smelt your scent on the seat belt And kept my shortcuts to myself… -Arctic Monkeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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"Jacques the...

"Jacques the monkey tonight" - Peter Gabriel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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"We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being co...

"We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance, and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns." - Tom Waits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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"The destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on di...

"The destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees." The Once and Future King by T. H. White
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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"There's no right, there's no w...

"There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion." - Jeffrey Goines, Twelve Monkeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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β€œWe are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor pla...

β€œWe are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.” ― Stephen Hawking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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"Everyday it gets a little easier. You just have t...

"Everyday it gets a little easier. You just have to do it everyday, that's the hard part, but it does get easier." Running the hill monkey in Bojack horseman.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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"Just β€˜cause you got the monkey o...

"Just β€˜cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean that the circus has left town.” – George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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The destiny of man is to unite, not divide. If you keep on div...

The destiny of man is to unite, not divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees. T.H.White The Once and Future King.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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"I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be...

"I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!" -- Randy Savage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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β€œWe are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being co...

β€œWe are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.” - Tom Waits
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Power isn't determined by your Si...

Power isn't determined by your Size, But the Size of your Hearts and Dreams - Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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You could never convince a monkey to g...

You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas in heaven. - Yuval Noah Harari
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Getting over a painful experience is much lik...

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward. - C. S. Lewis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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β€œKindly let me help you or you wi...

β€œKindly let me help you or you will drown,” said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree. -Alan Watts
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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"I've had it with these monkey-fight...

"I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson, the TV version
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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β€œWe are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor pla...

β€œWe are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.” - Stephen Hawking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being co...

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns. β€” Tom Waits
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Very often, in matters concerning reli...

Very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.- Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor plan...

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special. - Stephen Hawking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboard...

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -Robert Wilensk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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β€œAs for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named...

β€œAs for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.” ― Tad Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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The movie never changes. It can’t change; but every ti...

The movie never changes. It can’t change; but every time you see it, it seems different because you’re different. You see different things." - James Cole, Twelve Monkeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards...

"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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Not my circus...

Not my circus, not my monkeys - Polish saying
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"Don't think of yourself as a...

"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey" - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"'Kindly let me help you or you ...

"'Kindly let me help you or you will drown', said the monkey putting the fish up the tree." -Alan Watts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Facebook operates on the model of...

Facebook operates on the model of "we might die any day."β€”Antonio GarcΓ­a MartΓ­nez, "Chaos Monkeys" (2016)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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β€œIf you ever start taking things too seriously, ju...

β€œIf you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.” - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"Democracy is the art and sci...

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor plan...

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." β€” Stephen Hawking,
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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"My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Ne...

"My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends." -Alexandre Dumas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"Life is a confidence trick we must run on ourselves, hoping we do not catc...

"Life is a confidence trick we must run on ourselves, hoping we do not catch on to any monkey business that would have us stripped of our defense mechanisms and standing stark naked before the silent, starring void." -Thomas Ligotti
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Democracy is the art and sci...

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. - H. L. Mencken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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"Let your anger be like a monkey inside a piΓ±ata...

"Let your anger be like a monkey inside a piΓ±ata, hiding amongst the candy hoping the kids don't break through with the stick" - Master Tang, Kung pow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"Why we sti...

"Why we still got monkeys" - Steve Harvey
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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β€œA monkey after getting drunk on brand...

β€œA monkey after getting drunk on brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.” Charles Darwin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Democracy is the art and sc...

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey-cage. - HL Mencken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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"I am insane. And you are m...

"I am insane. And you are my insanity" , James Cole(Bruce Willis), Twelve Monkeys(1995)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but ...

"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard' " β€” Alicia Silverstone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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"Don't try to enchant me with your...

"Don't try to enchant me with your manner of dress / cos a monkey in silk is a monkey no less." - Rodriguez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor pla...

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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"An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different l...

"An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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... and at once all renown, all intelligence, all the attain...

... and at once all renown, all intelligence, all the attainments of the spirit, all progress towards the sublime, the great and the enduring in man fell away and became a monkey's trick!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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