Monday Quotes

Friday the 13th is sti...

Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever. -Patrick Rumery
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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When you're p...

When you're poor, everyday feels like a Monday.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” β€”Bill Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re...

Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary β€” reminding everyone they're a fucking shark.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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This should be the spirit each Mondays. grasp that one thing smart can continually happen. once yo...

This should be the spirit each Mondays. grasp that one thing smart can continually happen. once you rouse on a weekday morning, you ought to feel happy, inspired, and driven to form the most effective begin to the week. weekday is that the excellent day for a chance, thus build one thing nice happen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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"May your coffee be...

"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short." - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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"Live like every night is Sat...

"Live like every night is Saturday night, but every morning is Monday morning." - Pat McNamara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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Why do kids these days like fortnite so much back in my day it was all about ...

Why do kids these days like fortnite so much back in my day it was all about hackie sack-me and my friend mark who I became friends with back in 66 while sipping on cheap cans of red bull we found by the pawn shop last Monday in the bank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observ...

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out. George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Ah, Wednesday. You're n...

Ah, Wednesday. You're not Monday. But you're not Friday either -- my coworker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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"Even a bad weekend...

"Even a bad weekend is better than a good Monday." -- Bill Lewis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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β€œMindful Monday Humans, May ...

β€œMindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” ― Napz Cherub Pellazo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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"I've had it with these monkey-fight...

"I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson, the TV version
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” -Bill Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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β€œMonday Quote: "We either make ours...

β€œMonday Quote: "We either make ourselves happy or miserable. The amount of work is the same." - Carlos Castaneda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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You don't need a New Year to make a Ch...

You don't need a New Year to make a Change. All you need is a Monday. Make this the week you change your Life. - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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"Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday...

"Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code." - Christopher Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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"May your Coffee be...

"May your Coffee be Strong, and your Monday be Short!" - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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'There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monda...

'There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.' -Bil Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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If you can survive Mon...

If you can survive Monday's, you can survive the rest of the week - Myself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in. -Bill Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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A fact of life: After...

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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"Even the best ...

"Even the best weeks start with monday" -Nice Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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"On Sunday nights, if you listen clo...

"On Sunday nights, if you listen closely, you can hear Monday taunting you with the 'Jaws' theme". - Caprice Crane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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"Only the woodpecker'...

"Only the woodpecker's problem." ~ the Support from Monday Night Combat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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