Mom Quotes

"Sometimes you have to be a l...

"Sometimes you have to be a lion, so you can be the lamb you really are" - Dave Chappelle's Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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"If you smile at the w...

"If you smile at the world, the world can do nothing but smile back." -Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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"If someone burgles you, you shou...

"If someone burgles you, you should forgive them; but you shouldn't invite them back for dinner." - my Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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"A person who truly values y...

"A person who truly values you would never put themselves in a position to lose you"- My Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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If you're in...

If you're in a hurry, take a break. - my mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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A mom and dad found an S&M magazine unde...

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him....Dana Carvey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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β€œI became who I am because I really wanted to please my momma...

β€œI became who I am because I really wanted to please my momma. My mom was so disappointed so much her life, and I wanted to be that joy.” – Evander Holyfield (Jesus Calling podcast interview)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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"Stop looking f...

"Stop looking for it, and you'll find it."- My mom.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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β€œGracie’s sad about her ...

β€œGracie’s sad about her life” β€œWell, Gracie get your sad life out here!” -my mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"There is no word for it, you know. There is "orphan", "widow", "wid...

"There is no word for it, you know. There is "orphan", "widow", "widower". So what do you call someone who's lost everyone? Mom, dad, sister, girlfriend, friends. A survivor? Or a walking time bomb?" - Mr. Robot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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On Daylight Savings: β€œTh...

On Daylight Savings: β€œThat idea was antiquated right from the beginning.” My Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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They say you shouldn't say no...

They say you shouldn't say nothing about the dead unless it's good, He's dead. Good Moms Mabley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"What is the differe...

"What is the difference between a Vine and a 'mem'?" -My mom, 2019
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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β€œIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened ...

β€œIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on tv telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” - Frank Zappa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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β€œYou don’t mean to ...

β€œYou don’t mean to do a lot of things, but yet you do.” - my mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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β€œHer opinion to ...

β€œHer opinion to me is like spit on ice cream” - my mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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β€œIf a task is once begun, never leave it ...

β€œIf a task is once begun, never leave it 'till it's done. Be the labor great or small, do it well or not at all.”- Joe Louis's mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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β€œThey’re just gonna squeeze money out o...

β€œThey’re just gonna squeeze money out of these people until they say uncle; Uncle Sam, I imagine.” - your mom on a good day
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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"When love is gone, there's always justice./ And when...

"When love is gone, there's always justice./ And when justice is gone, there's always force./ And when force is gone, there's always Mom./ Hi, Mom!" β€” Laurie Anderson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Home is...

Home is not home without Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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"One day, the universe will end, one day it wil...

"One day, the universe will end, one day it will all be over, then we'll all go to milways. Until then, Dennys will suffice." -My mom on a road trip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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"What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness. Those moments when anothe...

"What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness. Those moments when another human being was there, in front of me, suffering and I responded … sensibly. Reservedly. Mildly." -George Saunders, Congratulations, by the way: Some Thoughts on Kindness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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"You ca...

"You can do better." - Mom.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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"All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’...

"All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I’m happy to be alive. Like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. That’s what love is mom, when I am a better person because she is here." - Cory Matthews (Boy Meets World)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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β€œMy mom said there’s a sunrise and a sunset ever...

β€œMy mom said there’s a sunrise and a sunset every day and you can chose to be there or not. You can put yourself in the way of beauty.” - Cheryl Strayed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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"The philosopher is one who stomps his fee...

"The philosopher is one who stomps his feet until there's dust in the air and says, 'Hey! I can't see!'" - My mom's Economics teacher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened ...

"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, you deserve it." - Frank Zappa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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"They can take your...

"They can take your belongings, but never your education" -My Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Please help in finding the source of this quote:-"Sometimes I wish we met differently. N...

Please help in finding the source of this quote:-"Sometimes I wish we met differently. Not at her mothers wedding but somewhere romantic. Somewhere I didn't have celery in my ears and olives in my teeth or salad in my hair, right after I threw baby tomatoes at her mom."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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β€œEverybody wants to save the Earth; no...

β€œEverybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” ― P.J. O'Rourke, All the Trouble in the World
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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That is some crazy Old T...

That is some crazy Old Testament b*%# s*%#, Mom. β€”Kenny O'Neal, The Real O'Neals
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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''I'm straighter tha...

''I'm straighter than you mom's dancing pole'', -Random Indian dude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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"I to...

"I told you." - My mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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"Everyone wants to save the w...

"Everyone wants to save the world, but no one wants to help mom do the dishes." β€”P.J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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"I'm not afraid of...

"I'm not afraid of death, i'm afraid to lose my mom" -Timothy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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silence is golden... unle...

silence is golden... unless you have kids, then its just suspicious. (someones mom)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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If they won't let you in ...

If they won't let you in to their tree house, they aren't really your friends.β€”Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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"If you're standing before a big, scary problem, you should take ...

"If you're standing before a big, scary problem, you should take a closer look at it. Break it apart to small problems. You'll have a lot of problems, but they aren't as scary as the one before." -my Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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One of the greatest titles in the world is ...

One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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β€œIf you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to...

β€œIf you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” - Frank Zappa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"I brought you into this worl...

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out." -Mom *jokingly waving her fist at me*
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"Hatred for someone else ...

"Hatred for someone else is just poison you feed to yourself. Let it go." - My Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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'when i leave the h...

'when i leave the house you're the smartest one here.' - my mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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"The DVD...

"The DVD laptop player" -my mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Life is like a box of chocol...

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. - Forrest Gump’s Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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I think my mom put it bes...

I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"If I don't photograph this, people...

"If I don't photograph this, people like my mom will think war is what is what they see on tv" -Kenneth Jarecke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Make time for your mo...

Make time for your mom on your birthday. It's her special day too! 😍
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened ...

"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, you deserve it." - Frank Zappa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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"We went to another yard...

"We went to another yard sale and Molly got a TV dinner she really liked." -Mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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my mom just imparted some life advice to me, she said, β€œjust because someone isn’t t...

my mom just imparted some life advice to me, she said, β€œjust because someone isn’t trying to prevent your success doesn’t mean they’re actively championing it or supporting you, either.” now head into whatever’s next knowing that difference.-Courtney Summers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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There is always going to be someone who...

There is always going to be someone who is going to kick everybody's ass, so get off your ass and be that person," -My mom.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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"If you leave for the weekend without ...

"If you leave for the weekend without cleaning, I will change the locks. I've done it before and it is NOT hard." - My mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat...

"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own." Nelson Algren
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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"If someone needs to brag ab...

"If someone needs to brag about how hard they worked, they probably didn't work hard"-My mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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"There's nothing wrong with crying, but don't cry ...

"There's nothing wrong with crying, but don't cry like you don't have any hope" -- My mom-in-law's friend as she was comforting her from a death in the family
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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I didn't found anyt...

I didn't found anything precious in this world "Except" my "Mom"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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"Why would I be mad at ...

"Why would I be mad at someone who believes in an imaginary being?" - My mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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