Mini Quotes

"I play the baritone horn- which is like a mini tube, and is the le...

"I play the baritone horn- which is like a mini tube, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose. And I generally say I don't play one so I don't have to acknowledge it. I also play fife." -Steve Carell
📅︎ Jun 19
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"A conversation is like a mini skirt,...

"A conversation is like a mini skirt, short enough to retain interest but long enough to cover the subject" - anonymous
📅︎ Mar 09
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