Mike Quotes

" Everything we do before a pandemic will seem al...

" Everything we do before a pandemic will seem alarmist. Everything we do after will seem inadequate" Mike Leavitt Secretary of Health Human Services 2007
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"If you can't intelligently argue for both si...

"If you can't intelligently argue for both sides of an issue, you don't understand the issue well enough to argue for either." β€” Mike Wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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"A man doing evil knowing he is doing evil, has...

"A man doing evil knowing he is doing evil, has his own limits. A man doing evil believing he is doing good will destroy the world." - Mike Wawzowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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"Everybody has a plan ...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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"Success isn't perm...

"Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal." ( Mike Ditka)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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"One of the hardest things you will e...

"One of the hardest things you will ever have to do is grieve the loss of a person who is still alive." - Mike Wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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"Silly is you in a natural state, and...

"Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again." β€” Mike Myers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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β€œUber, the world’s largest taxi company, owns no vehicles. Facebook, the world’s most pop...

β€œUber, the world’s largest taxi company, owns no vehicles. Facebook, the world’s most popular media owner, creates no content. And Airbnb, the world’s largest accommodation provider, owns no real estate. Something interesting is happening. Vassal, they are. - Mike Wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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The most terrifying thing any ...

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is "Notice anything different?" ... Mike Vanatta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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β€œEverybody has a plan...

β€œEverybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” β€” Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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The more crutches you have, the mo...

The more crutches you have, the more it hurts when they’re kicked out from under ya - mike baker (thatcher) -
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"An eye f...

"An eye for an eye" -Mike Wasowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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"When the axe came into the woods, ...

"When the axe came into the woods, many of the trees said, 'At least the handle is one of us.'" - Mike Wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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"Fight that plaque. S...

"Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque." - Mike Wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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He who fear no...

He who fear no death, fear no man - Mike Wasowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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What is life, but a t...

What is life, but a theatre of dreams and nightmares? - Mike Wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Drunk is the man who is san...

Drunk is the man who is sanguine; woke is man who suffered all but death - mike wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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β€œIf I’m by my house and there’s a drive by and someone sh...

β€œIf I’m by my house and there’s a drive by and someone shoots Mike in the head, I’m gonna think at least I didn’t die of cancer for eight months.” - My philosophy professor Mike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Fear is in everyone of us; cour...

Fear is in everyone of us; courage is derived from that, yet not all has the courage. - Mike Wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Destined to fail is the ...

Destined to fail is the man whose capital lies in material gains - Mike Wasowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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"You're never a l...

"You're never a loser until you quite trying." - Mike Ditka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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"If you're wondering... If you're wondering if someone would notice if y...

"If you're wondering... If you're wondering if someone would notice if you weren't around anymore, they would. Someone would notice. If you're in your winter, find someone who is in their summer." Mike Malarsie, USAF Veteran
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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"My theory is that all ...

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." β€” Mike Myers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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"Everybody has a plan...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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β€œPlease d...

β€œPlease don’t quote me” Mike Piazza
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Everybody has a plan ...

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"My theory is that all ...

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." β€” Mike Myers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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β€œI mean, in a way Idioc...

β€œI mean, in a way Idiocracy kind of looks optimistic right now” - Mike Judge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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"Everyone has a plan,...

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Everyone is a supporting charact...

Everyone is a supporting character in someone else's life and the main character in their own . Mike m
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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The more crutches you have, the m...

The more crutches you have, the more it hurts when they're kicked out from under you ~mike baker (unknown)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Everybody's got p...

Everybody's got plans... until they get hit. - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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"Everybody has a plan ...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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"Everybody you fight is not your...

"Everybody you fight is not your Enemy, and Everybody that helps you is not your Friend." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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"A revolutionary bangin on my adversaries, and I love Dr. King but vi...

"A revolutionary bangin on my adversaries, and I love Dr. King but violence may be necessary. Cause when you live on MLK and it gets very scary, you may have to pull your AK, send one to the cemetary" -Killer Mike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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β€œDon't follow your pa...

β€œDon't follow your passion, but always bring it with you.” -Mike Rowe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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The key to eating healthy i...

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial. Mike Birbiglia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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"everyone has a plan.. R...

"everyone has a plan.. Right until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tieson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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"Everyone that you fight is not ...

"Everyone that you fight is not your enemy and everyone who helps you is not your friend." - Mike Tyson.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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You will never change your ...

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. - Mike Murdoch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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β€œIf you're not humble,...

β€œIf you're not humble, life will visit humbleness upon you.” - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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"Children hallow small things. A child is a priest of the ordinary, fulfilling a sacred office th...

"Children hallow small things. A child is a priest of the ordinary, fulfilling a sacred office that absolutely no one else can fill. The simplest gesture, the ephemeral movement, the commonest object all become precious beyond words when touched, noticed, lived by one's own dear child." Mike Mason.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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β€œYou will never change your...

β€œYou will never change your life until you change something you do daily.” ~ Mike Murdock
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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"You can always tell who went...

"You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists." - Mike Birbiglia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Everyone has a plan '...

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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β€œA Pessimist sees the glass as...

β€œA Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.” ― Mike Royko
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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"Everybody has a plan ...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" -- Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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"Everything is for sa...

"Everything is for sale but the price isn't always money." -Mike Tyson.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"And don't ever let them make you feel like saying what you...

"And don't ever let them make you feel like saying what you want is unbecoming. If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" –Mike Cooley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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"Everybody has a plan...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." --Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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"I'd rather b...

"I'd rather be dead than average." - Mike Bell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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"I can talk about humility, but I'm not humble. I mean, i...

"I can talk about humility, but I'm not humble. I mean, if you say, 'I'm humble,' you've just contradicted yourself. But I'm trying to be, man, I'm trying so hard." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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"Everybody has a plan ...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"You're smart to...

"You're smart too late and old too soon." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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The word 'but' is the best way of ...

The word 'but' is the best way of telling someone the first part of your sentence was a lie. -Mike Birbiglia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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"Everybody has a plan ...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Success isn't perm...

Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. - Mike Ditka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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"Everybody wants to take responsibility...

"Everybody wants to take responsibility when you win, but when you fail, all these fingers are pointing." - Mike Krzyzewski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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"Everybody has a plan...

"Everybody has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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"You will never change your...

"You will never change your life until you change something you do daily." - Mike Murdoch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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"Popularity Is the Slutty Lit...

"Popularity Is the Slutty Little Cousin of Prestige" -Edward Norton as Mike Shiner in Birdman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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"Trivial Pursuit could lit...

"Trivial Pursuit could literally be the name of anything." -shut up, mike on Twitter
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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"Everybody has a plan...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face" -Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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