Mike birbiglia Quotes

The word 'but' is the best way of ...

The word 'but' is the best way of telling someone the first part of your sentence was a lie. -Mike Birbiglia
📅︎ Mar 21
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"You can always tell who went...

"You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists." - Mike Birbiglia
📅︎ Dec 28
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The key to eating healthy i...

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial. Mike Birbiglia
📅︎ Sep 12
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"Donald Trump wants to be president the way...

"Donald Trump wants to be president the way dumb high school dudes wanna have sex but have no qualifications to be a dad."-Mike Birbiglia
📅︎ Aug 14
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