Microwave Quotes

I don’t have a microwave oven,...

I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. -Mitch Hedberg
📅︎ Apr 02
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"Applebee's is a very nice micro...

"Applebee's is a very nice microwave that they decided to build a restaurant around." - u/BenjaminGeiger
📅︎ Oct 07
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"Patty cake, ...

"Patty cake, Patty cake, Microwave" Young Jeezy
📅︎ Feb 14
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“Chemistry is something that you don’t just throw in a frying pan and mix it up with another ...

“Chemistry is something that you don’t just throw in a frying pan and mix it up with another something and throw something on top of that and then fry it up and put in a tortilla and put it in microwave, heat it up, give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know?” -Kevin Garnett
📅︎ Dec 17
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