Microsoft Quotes

"The day Microsoft makes a produ...

"The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner" - Anonymous
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Do you wish ...

Do you wish to save? YES/NO - Microsoft Word
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I failed my exam in some subjects๐Ÿ˜–, bu...

I failed my exam in some subjects๐Ÿ˜–, but my friend passed, now he's an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner ๐Ÿ˜Ž Bill Gates
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" I failed in some subjects in exam, but my fri...

" I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft. " ~ Bill Gates
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"A great deal more fiction i...

"A great deal more fiction is written in Microsoft Excel than in Microsoft Word" -- unknown
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โ€œRemove all a...

โ€œRemove all attachments.โ€ โ€” Microsoft Outlook
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"Accept ...

"Accept Chanege" -Microsoft Word
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"You have selected Micros...

"You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice." - Microsoft Sam
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One of the ways that Microsoft beat Apple way back in the day was that they were a l...

One of the ways that Microsoft beat Apple way back in the day was that they were a lot more open; today, in the world I come from, the free software and open-source world, Microsoft is not generally viewed as open; theyโ€™re viewed as proprietary. โ€“ Jimmy Wales
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