Michael scott Quotes

β€œAnd I knew exactly what to do. B...

β€œAnd I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott
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β€œSometimes the smartest ...

β€œSometimes the smartest people don’t think at all.” - Michael Scott [The Office]
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, ...

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever." - Michael Scott
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β€œI want people to be ...

β€œI want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” -Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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β€œSomehow,...

β€œSomehow, I manage.” -Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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"Mo money ...

"Mo money mo problems"-Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't...

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." - Michael Scott, The Office
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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"Rebelliousness often backfires and is...

"Rebelliousness often backfires and is as susceptible to conformity as any other form of social behavior" - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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"If I had a gun with two bullets and I wa...

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice." - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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"I am both a night owl and...

"I am both a night owl and an early bird. I am wise and I have worms" - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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β€œHope is like heroin to a ho...

β€œHope is like heroin to a hostage, and it can be just as destructive.” β€”Michael Scott Moore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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"There is no such thing as an a...

"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke." -Michael Scott, The Office
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy....

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." β€” Michael Scott, The Office
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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"You miss 100% of the ...

"You miss 100% of the shots you dont take -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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"Would I rather be feared or loved? E...

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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"Oh how th...

"Oh how the turntables" -Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, ...

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever." - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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"You miss 100% of the ...

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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"You miss 100% of the ...

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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"If I was in a room with Hit...

"If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I'd shoot Toby twice." - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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""You miss 100 percent of ...

""You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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""You miss 100% of the t...

""You miss 100% of the the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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"You miss every shot...

"You miss every shot you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"So, Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a bi...

"So, Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas, back here in Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So, who is the real boss, the dog or a fish?" - Michael Scott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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