Michael Quotes

โ€œAnd I knew exactly what to do. B...

โ€œAnd I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.โ€ โ€“ Michael Scott
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"You don't stop laughing because ...

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." โ€” Michael Pritchard
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โ€œSometimes the smartest ...

โ€œSometimes the smartest people donโ€™t think at all.โ€ - Michael Scott [The Office]
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โ€œHe is capable of behaving kindly, but he is not kind. He is capable of committing ...

โ€œHe is capable of behaving kindly, but he is not kind. He is capable of committing acts of generosity, but he is not generous. He is capable of being loyal, but he is fundamentally disloyal.โ€ โ€” Michael Cohen speaking about his former client Donald J. Trump
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Iโ€™ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. Iโ€™ve lost almost 300 games. 26...

Iโ€™ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. Iโ€™ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times Iโ€™ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. Iโ€™ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. โ€“Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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"I can accept failure, everyone...

"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying." โ€• Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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โ€œI play to win, whether during practice or a real g...

โ€œI play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win.โ€ - Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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"I've failed over and over an...

"I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed." Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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"Jesus may love you, but I...

"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin." - Michael O'Donahue
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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"Self-made is an illusion. There are many people who playe...

"Self-made is an illusion. There are many people who played divine roles in you having the life that you have today. Be sure to let them know how grateful you are.โ€ --Michael Fishman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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To be able to detect the outbreak of avian flu anywhere in the world is going to require a ...

To be able to detect the outbreak of avian flu anywhere in the world is going to require a partnership of several countries that will share information and samples, but it is important to remember a threat anywhere is a threat everywhere. 2005 Congressman Michael C. Burgess M.D.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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"...Michael wasnโ€™t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic tha...

"...Michael wasnโ€™t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic that the fear of one little word could have such an effect on two grown boys. Would you like to get together this weekend? No. A big little word." - Christopher Pike, "Final Friends Book 1: The Party"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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โ€œMost train to be part of the game. The greatest train to be the game...

โ€œMost train to be part of the game. The greatest train to be the game: I am the game. Third-and-9, two-minutes left, that's what I train for. I train for moments everyone runs from. I run for them.โ€ -Michael Irvin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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โ€œIn a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger...

โ€œIn a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.โ€ - Michael Jackson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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"If it can be destroyed by the...

"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth." โ€” Michael Jackson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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"Indulging in a bit of pseudoscience in some instances may be relatively innoc...

"Indulging in a bit of pseudoscience in some instances may be relatively innocuous, but the problem is that doing so lowers your defenses against more dangerous delusions that are based on similar confusions and fallacies." -Michael Specter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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"I can accept failure, everyone...

"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying." - Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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"I sometimes fear that people might think that fascism arrives in ...

"I sometimes fear that people might think that fascism arrives in a fancy dress worn by grotesques and monsters as played out in endless re-runs of the Nazis. Fascism arrives as your friend.โ€ โ€”Michael Rosen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Parties are mere distr...

Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy - Michael
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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"If you wanna make the world a bet...

"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change" -Michael Jackson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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"Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first...

"Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled." โ€” Michael Crichton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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โ€œThings changed when I started to accept that...

โ€œThings changed when I started to accept that what had happened couldnโ€™t be changed. But what happened next was in my power.โ€ - Michael Thomas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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I am alone now, truly alone, and absolutely isolated from any known life. I am it. If a...

I am alone now, truly alone, and absolutely isolated from any known life. I am it. If a count were taken, the score would be three billion plus two over on the other side of the moon, and one plus God knows what on this side.-Michael Colline on orbiting the moon alone
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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โ€œOne way to keep momentum ...

โ€œOne way to keep momentum going is to have constantly greater goals.โ€ โ€” Michael Korda
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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#Facial detection? N...

#Facial detection? Nah. I prefer racial detection" - Michael reeves
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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Whatโ€™s happening Michael Vick? What...

Whatโ€™s happening Michael Vick? Whatโ€™s the deal the deal? Tell the judge he kill deers and itโ€™s realโ€ -Lil Boosie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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There's nothing quite as fri...

There's nothing quite as frightening as someone who knows they are right. -Michael Faraday
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he c...

Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he can throw he was a quarterback in college. And heโ€™s thrown a touchdown to Hines Ward in the Super Bowl! - Al Michaels
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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โ€œDo you know what we call opinio...

โ€œDo you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.โ€ โ€• Michael Crichton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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"Because the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers....

"Because the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers. Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way." ~Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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"I can accept failure, everyone...

"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something, but I can't accept not trying." - Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, ...

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever." - Michael Scott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 10
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"The scientific name for an animal t...

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch." โ€” Michael Friedman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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"It's Thanksgiving, some p...

"It's Thanksgiving, some peoples bake cake. We are baking ourselves." - Michael Kelso
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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โ€œArmageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the...

โ€œArmageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future.โ€ โ€• Michael Palin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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"The bad news is time fli...

"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." -Michael Altshuler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 31
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โ€œI want people to be ...

โ€œI want people to be afraid of how much they love me.โ€ -Michael Scott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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If you want be one of the nonconformists...

If you want be one of the nonconformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do - Michael
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Iโ€™m not ugly, Iโ€™...

Iโ€™m not ugly, Iโ€™m just nobodyโ€™s type - Michael Blackson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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โ€œThere will be obstacles. There will be do...

โ€œThere will be obstacles. There will be doubters. There will be mistakes. But with hard work, there are no limits.โ€ โ€” Michael Phelps
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 31
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"The true magic of this broken world lay in the ability of the ...

"The true magic of this broken world lay in the ability of the things it contained to vanish, to become so thoroughly lost, that they might never have existed in the first place." -Michael Chabon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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โ€œI can accept failure. Everyone...

โ€œI can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I canโ€™t accept not trying.โ€ - Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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"You can't put a limit on anyt...

"You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get." - - Michael Phelps
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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Talent wins games, but tea...

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. โ€”Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 15
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By the second sentence of a pit...

By the second sentence of a pitch, the entirety of the story should be explained. - Michael Hastings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 18
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When writing for a mass au...

When writing for a mass audience, put a fact in every sentence. ----Michael M Hastings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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"I am certain there is ...

"I am certain there is too much certainty in the world." โ€” Michael Crichton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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โ€œSomehow,...

โ€œSomehow, I manage.โ€ -Michael Scott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 15
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โ€œIโ€™ve failed over and over ...

โ€œIโ€™ve failed over and over and over again. And that is why I succeed.โ€ ~ Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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"Irrigation of the land with seawate...

"Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'." โ€” Michael McClary
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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Islam is a replacement theology. I...

Islam is a replacement theology. It takes over civilizations it does not coexist, it subjugates. Michael Pine
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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"Mo money ...

"Mo money mo problems"-Michael Scott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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โ€œHard times create strong men. Strong men cr...

โ€œHard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.โ€โ€• G. Michael Hopf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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โ€œHard times create strong men. Strong men cr...

โ€œHard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.โ€ -G. Michael Hopf๏ปฟ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 ...

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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โ€œLiving systems are never in equilibrium. They are inherently unstable. Th...

โ€œLiving systems are never in equilibrium. They are inherently unstable. They may seem stable, but theyโ€™re not. Everything is moving and changing. In a sense, everything is on the edge of collapse.โ€ Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't...

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." - Michael Scott, The Office
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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"Some people want it to happen,...

"Some people want it to happen, some wish it could happen, and others make it happen." Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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"We are more than the bodies we inhabit," Fawk...

"We are more than the bodies we inhabit," Fawkes said. "They're little more than clothes, and yet we judge so much by them." Michael J. Sullivan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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"I can accept failure, everyone...

"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying." - Michael Jordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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โ€œWhen you know your โ€˜whyโ€™ then your โ€˜...

โ€œWhen you know your โ€˜whyโ€™ then your โ€˜whatโ€™ has more impact, because youโ€™re working towards your purpose.โ€ - Michael Jr.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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"If an alien was trying to look like an Am...

"If an alien was trying to look like an American President, he'd look exactly like Michael Pence." ~Some dude overheard at Starbucks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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A star can never die. It just turns in...

A star can never die. It just turns into a smile and melts back into the cosmic music, the dance of life - Michael Jackson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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โ€œJust because it's in p...

โ€œJust because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospelโ€ - Michael Jackson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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"I am certain there is ...

"I am certain there is too much certainty in the world." โ€” Michael Crichton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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โ€œPeople, they love blood. They love...

โ€œPeople, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.โ€ -Michael Keaton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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