Member Quotes

"And while most Democratic voters list beating Trump as their top issue, som...

"And while most Democratic voters list beating Trump as their top issue, some members of a belligerent progressive faction led by Bernie Sanders seems more interested in ideological purity than in winning in November." - Garry Kasparov.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Don't believe that every member of a group is as bad as...

Don't believe that every member of a group is as bad as it's worst 5 percent. If you do, you're probably among the worst 5 percent of whatever group you're in. - Scott Adams
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β€˜Suppose you were a member of Con...

β€˜Suppose you were a member of Congress. And suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself,’ - Mark Twain
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If you’re lucky, family memb...

If you’re lucky, family members are friends, and friends are family members. -Maxime LagacΓ©
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"Gentleman, you can be a deputy, you can become a member o...

"Gentleman, you can be a deputy, you can become a member of the parliament, you can even get elected as the president, but you can't be an artist/craftsman." - Mustafa Kemal AtatΓΌrk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"I refuse to join any ...

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” β€”Bill Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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"Suppose you were an idiot, and s...

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." ~ Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT...

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." β€” Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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"As man advances in civilisation, and small tribes are united into larger communities, the s...

"As man advances in civilisation, and small tribes are united into larger communities, the simplest reason would tell each individual that he ought to extend his social instincts and sympathies to all the members of the same nation, though personally unknown to him." - Charles Darwin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"We see before us a huge community of producers the members of which are unceasingly...

"We see before us a huge community of producers the members of which are unceasingly striving to deprive each other of the fruits of their collective laborβ€”not by force, but on the whole in faithful compliance with legally established rules." -Albert Einstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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"I'd never join a clu...

"I'd never join a club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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We're the newest members the b...

We're the newest members the broken hearts club and we all kinda hate it but its easier than love
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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β€œFamily members in the corporate executive structure of a compa...

β€œFamily members in the corporate executive structure of a company like Anheuser-Busch can either be a great asset or a great liability.” August Busch, III (β€œBitter Brew,” by William Knoedelseder)
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"I am not a member of any ...

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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"Where there is no law, there is no liberty; and nothing deserve...

"Where there is no law, there is no liberty; and nothing deserves the name of law but that which is certain and universal in its operation upon all the members of the community." β€”Benjamin Rush (1788)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Suppose you were an idiot, and s...

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I refuse to join any c...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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A member of a tribe of cannibal...

A member of a tribe of cannibals accepts cannibalism as altogether fitting and proper. -Solomon Asch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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"I've collected many weapons over the years, the soldiers made me flinch, the assassins made m...

"I've collected many weapons over the years, the soldiers made me flinch, the assassins made me bleed, the champions made me hurt. Be thankful, you're the first to ever require me deploying the only member of your kind that made me scream. - ?: A villain from one of my unpublished stories.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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"I wonder if other dogs thin...

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." β€” Rita Rudner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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"To collaborative team members, complet...

"To collaborative team members, completing one another is more important than competing with one another." -John C. Maxwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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"Human beings never think for themselves; they find it too uncomfortable. ...

"Human beings never think for themselves; they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told - and become upset if they are exposed to any different view." - Michael Crichton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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β€œThe strength of the team is each...

β€œThe strength of the team is each individual member, the strength of each member is the team!” Phil Jackson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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"I wonder if other dogs thin...

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." β€” Rita Rudner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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"I refuse to join any ...

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

β€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” -Bill Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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"I hope that people will finally come to realiz...

"I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it."-Margaret Atwood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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β€œAs Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct thems...

β€œAs Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.” -George Washington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own mon...

We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money." β€”Davy Crockett (1786-1836)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but ...

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household." - Jesus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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"Most people see themselves a certain way their entire lives. When they go through a ma...

"Most people see themselves a certain way their entire lives. When they go through a massive change, such as losing weight, they have to learn to see themselves in a new way. It is one of the biggest struggles her members deal with on their journey." - Jennifer Hudson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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If a country is to be corruption free and become a nation of beaut...

If a country is to be corruption free and become a nation of beautiful minds, I strongly feel there are three key societal members who can make a difference. They are the father, the mother and the teacher.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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"There is no such thing as selflessness; virtue is a trait of the selfish. The virtuous ...

"There is no such thing as selflessness; virtue is a trait of the selfish. The virtuous simply can see that they are a member of a greater whole, and choose to act on behalf of that large whole; thus, those commonly called selfish simply bare a near-sighted perspective"
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Suppose you were an idiot, and s...

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. ~Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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'There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monda...

'There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.' -Bil Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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"That elusive thing called culture is really only an inheritable legacy ...

"That elusive thing called culture is really only an inheritable legacy available only to insufferable snobs, of which Miss Scott, I'm afraid you are a charter member." - Policeman Robert Franklin (Twilight Zone S.5 ep. 35)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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"No one single answer is ever the...

"No one single answer is ever the answer" - a member of South Park's United Atheist League turned religious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"I wouldn't want to belong...

"I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member" - Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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β€œWhen a society comes together and makes decisions in harmony, when it respe...

β€œWhen a society comes together and makes decisions in harmony, when it respects its most noble traditions, cares for its most vulnerable members, treats its forests and lands with respect, then it will prosper and not decline.” – Buddha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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"I refuse to join any ...

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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"When you enter a room full of the enemy, shoot the first man ...

"When you enter a room full of the enemy, shoot the first man to make a move--hostile or otherwise. He has started to think, and is therefore dangerous." - LTC 'Paddy' Mayne, SAS founding member
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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"I refuse to join any ...

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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I refuse to join any ...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.β€”Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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"I gave him fair warning, when I stand to my feet and call to order, he ...

"I gave him fair warning, when I stand to my feet and call to order, he is to be treated no different to any other member of this House." Speaker David Carter about the expulsion of PM John Key of New Zealand from Parliament
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in. -Bill Hicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Isn't it a characteristic of the age we li...

Isn't it a characteristic of the age we live in that it has made everyone in a way a migrant and a member of a minority?” Amin Maalouf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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β€œOur most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us w...

β€œOur most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted." - Paul Pearshall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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"The IQ of a mob is the IQ of it...

"The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters." - Terry Pratchett
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In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially hei...

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories .
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"I wonder if other dogs thin...

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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"Keep your bucket, find another well."...

"Keep your bucket, find another well." - My sister, in reference to family members who utterly suck at emotional support.
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"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civil...

"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilised community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not a sufficient warrant (…) the individual is sovereign." - John Stuart Mill
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and mastur...

Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler Durden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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"Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic c...

"Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture against the facts of the matter. And culture, which we put on like an overcoat, is the collectivized consensus about what sort of neurotic behaviors are acceptable." - Terence McKenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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"Corporations are neither physical nor metaphysical phenomena. They are socioeconomic ploys - l...

"Corporations are neither physical nor metaphysical phenomena. They are socioeconomic ploys - legally enacted game-playing - agreed upon only between overwhelmingly powerful socioeconomic individuals and by them imposed upon human society and its all unwitting members." - Buckminster Fuller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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"When the truth is found to be lies, and all the hope within you die...

"When the truth is found to be lies, and all the hope within you dies. Then what? Grace Slick, Marty Balin, Paul Kantner, Jorma... something: These are the members of the Airplane. Be a good boy." - Rabbi Marshak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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