Me Quotes

"I donโ€™t trust anyone whoโ€™s nice to me but rude...

"I donโ€™t trust anyone whoโ€™s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
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"I'm not upset that you lied to m...

"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.โ€ - Friedrich Nietzsche
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โ€œWhen I give food to the poor, they call me...

โ€œWhen I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.โ€ - Dom Helder Camara
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โ€˜Tell me and I forget. Teach...

โ€˜Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.โ€™ โ€“Benjamin Franklin
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โ€œAuschwitz did not fall suddenly from the skies. It was all those tiny steps until...

โ€œAuschwitz did not fall suddenly from the skies. It was all those tiny steps until what happened here behind me happened. This happened. Which means that it may happen again. Which means that it may happen anywhereโ€ - Marian Turski, Holocaust survivor.
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โ€œAnyone can slay a dragon, he told me, but try wak...

โ€œAnyone can slay a dragon, he told me, but try waking up every morning & loving the world all over again. That's what takes a real hero.โ€ - Brian Andreas
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Instead of gifting me a book called ...

Instead of gifting me a book called "How To Forgive", use that money to buy yourself a copy of "How To Say Sorry".
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โ€œI swear, if one more time trav...

โ€œI swear, if one more time traveler tries to assassinate me, Iโ€™m going to start a war!โ€ -Adolf Hitler
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"What horrifies me most is the idea of being usel...

"What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age." - Sylvia Plath
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โ€œThe loneliest moment in someoneโ€™s life is when th...

โ€œThe loneliest moment in someoneโ€™s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.โ€ โ€• F. Scott Fitzgerald
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โ€œWhy should I be sad? I have lost so...

โ€œWhy should I be sad? I have lost someone who didnโ€™t love me. But they lost someone who loved them.โ€ โ€” Brock Lesnar
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โ€œI cannot remember the books Iโ€™ve read a...

โ€œI cannot remember the books Iโ€™ve read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me.โ€ ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychi...

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist two plumbers, and a bartender. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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โ€œI walked a mile with laughter / We chatted all the way / But I remember not ...

โ€œI walked a mile with laughter / We chatted all the way / But I remember not one thing / Of what she had to say. / I walked a mile with sorrow / And never a word said she / But oh the things I learned the day / That sorrow walked with me.โ€
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If the answer's no, then the answer's n...

If the answer's no, then the answer's no, don't give me a 'no with excuses' - Rick Dalton, Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood
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My wife was afraid of the dark. The...

My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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โ€œSometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, โ€˜Where ...

โ€œSometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, โ€˜Where have I gone wrong?โ€™ Then a voice says to me, โ€˜This is going to take more than one night.โ€™โ€ -Charles M. Shulz
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I asked a wise man, โ€œTell me sir, in which field could I make a great...

I asked a wise man, โ€œTell me sir, in which field could I make a great career?โ€ He said with a smile, โ€œBe a good human being. There is a huge opportunity in this area And very little competition.โ€ --Jalal ud Din Rumi
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Iโ€™m an over thinker, so if ...

Iโ€™m an over thinker, so if you donโ€™t give me an answer, Iโ€™ll come up with one.โ€ -Unknown
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Sadness comes and goes like waves. D...

Sadness comes and goes like waves. Depression is like a tsunami of sadness which can take up years of happiness. -Me
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I can be changed by what ha...

I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it -- Maya Angelou
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โ€œI always knew looking back on the tears w...

โ€œI always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cryโ€œ - unknown
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"Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a pro...

"Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present & may not ever exist. That is near insanity. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real. But fear is a choice." - Will Smith
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โ€œIโ€™ve been warned that telling people to panic about the climate crisis is a very dange...

โ€œIโ€™ve been warned that telling people to panic about the climate crisis is a very dangerous thing to do. But donโ€™t worry. Itโ€™s fine. Trust me, Iโ€™ve done this before and I can assure you it doesnโ€™t lead to anything.โ€ โ€” Greta Thunberg in remarks delivered in Davis today
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โ€œIn the depth of winter, I finall...

โ€œIn the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.โ€ โ€• Albert Camus
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"They say such nice things about people at their f...

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." โ€” Garrison Keillor
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But believe me, my dear boy, there...

But believe me, my dear boy, there is nothing stronger than those two: patience and time, they will do it all
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โ€œThat's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to...

โ€œThat's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.โ€ - John Green
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"Throw me to the wolv...

"Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack." --Seneca
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"For me, a hearty 'belly lau...

"For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world." - Bennett Cerf
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"But remember, while t...

"But remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall" - Dwight Schrute
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a ...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it' ...Rodney Dangerfield
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"I don't want any yes-men around me. I w...

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." โ€” Samuel Goldwyn
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"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebri...

"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends." โ€” Moby
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โ€œThe tragedy of life, Howard, is not that the be...

โ€œThe tragedy of life, Howard, is not that the beautiful things die young, but that they grow old and mean. It will not happen to me.โ€ - Raymond Chandler
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Even if it takes foreve...

Even if it takes forever, sooner or later youโ€™ll find a reason to live. -Me
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"When my mind is hellish, and the world is at ...

"When my mind is hellish, and the world is at peace, I'm in the in between. When my mind is hellish, and the world is hellish, I'm in hell." -Me
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โ€œTrust the over thinker when they say ...

โ€œTrust the over thinker when they say they love you. Believe me, they have thought of every reason not to.โ€ -P.K. Pilgrim
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Don't do what is...

Don't do what is asked; ask what needs to be done. -Me
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"Always thought why do people fall in l...

"Always thought why do people fall in love? And thought I would never fall in love. Well look at me now i was God damn wrong"
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"I I think every composer only has about ...

"I I think every composer only has about three good, original ideas. I don't care if it's me or Beethoven." - Jack Bruce of Cream
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โ€œI get... incredibly lonely. Shows, games, books, they help, ...

โ€œI get... incredibly lonely. Shows, games, books, they help, yes, but itโ€™s not really the same. They help comfort me in the abyss, but they do not reach out their hands to pull me out.โ€ C.A.
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He told me to live everyday again, almost exactly the same. The...

He told me to live everyday again, almost exactly the same. The first time with all the tensions and worries that stop us noticing how sweet the world can be. The second time, noticing.- About Time
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โ€œLet me fall if I must....

โ€œLet me fall if I must. The one I will become will catch me.โ€ - Bal Shem Tov
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"When war rages, I'm taking the front line. Not for the glory, but to protect tho...

"When war rages, I'm taking the front line. Not for the glory, but to protect those who I love so dearly. And also those who care and love me just as much. So that when the final shot has been fired, and its all over, I'll have a shoulder to cry on."
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"I decided long ago Never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fai...

"I decided long ago Never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed At least I'll live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity." -Whitney Houston
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The question isnโ€™t who is...

The question isnโ€™t who is going to let me, itโ€™s who is going to stop me. (Ayn Rand)
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"Grilled cheese ...

"Grilled cheese sandwiches are alright, I guess... " Me
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"Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to f...

"Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself -nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." - FDR
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โ€œI wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. There...

โ€œI wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. Thereโ€™s so much I need to say to you. So many reasons why youโ€™re the only one who really knew me at all.โ€ Against all Odds By Phil Collins
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"The difference between my need to be prepared for everything, and the fact that I can't be pre...

"The difference between my need to be prepared for everything, and the fact that I can't be prepared for everything, That difference has helped me evolve, adapt and most importantly learn things I needed to. I may be a mess today, but I was a lot worse yesterday. Let that sink in"- Anonymous.
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After a year of therapy, my psy...

After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone." - Larry Brown
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โ€œDepart from me worke...

โ€œDepart from me workers of iniquity, I never knew you.โ€ โ€“Jesus Christ
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If language is man's great...

If language is man's greatest invention, then philosophy is man's greatest curse. - Me
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โ€œReligion is like a pair of shoes......

โ€œReligion is like a pair of shoes... find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.โ€ - George Carlin
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To forgive a terrorist is up to G...

To forgive a terrorist is up to God, but to send them to God for forgiveness is up to me. - Vladimir Putin
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"You don't need t...

"You don't need to be Extravagant to be Extraordinary" -me
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The only freedom I care about is the freedom to do right; the...

The only freedom I care about is the freedom to do right; the freedom to do wrong I am ready to part with on the cheapest terms to any one who will take it of me. - Thomas Henry Huxley (1870)
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"Where I bite, I hold till I die, and even after...

"Where I bite, I hold till I die, and even after death they must cut out my mouthful from my enemy's body and bury it with me." -Character by C.S. Lewis
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โ€œYou love flowers but you cut them. You love...

โ€œYou love flowers but you cut them. You love animals but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now Iโ€™m scared.โ€ - I forgot who said this
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"I was educated once.....

"I was educated once......it took me years to get over it." -- Mark Twain
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"People have the unique ability to succeed or fai...

"People have the unique ability to succeed or fail at things no other creature on Earth can. It's fascinating to watch and painful to be a part of" -- Me
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The idea of bringing someone into the world fills me with horror. I would curse mys...

The idea of bringing someone into the world fills me with horror. I would curse myself if I were a father. A son of mine! Oh no, no, no! May my entire flesh perish and may I transmit to no one the aggravations and the disgrace of existence. Gustave Flaubert
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โ€œI do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy ...

โ€œI do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.โ€ - Isaac Newton
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"Show me a he...

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy"
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โ€œBe humble. It will make you s...

โ€œBe humble. It will make you see the world as it is, rather then what you think it should beโ€-Me
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"I love listening t...

"I love listening to excuses and lies when i know the truth." Me.
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'Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of c...

'Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God. I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!' - Patrick Henry
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"Fool me once, shame on... s...

"Fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Ya fool me can't get fooled again" George W. Bush
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โ€œI play to win, whether during practice or a real g...

โ€œI play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win.โ€ - Michael Jordan
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