Mcdonald Quotes

"And why would the mo...

"And why would the moon missions be faked nine times?" - Bob McDonald.
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I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I wou...

I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I would like some fries" The girl at the counter said, "would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno
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"Listen, people, I don’t know how you exp...

"Listen, people, I don’t know how you expect to ever stop the war if you can’t sing any better than that." ---Country Joe McDonald
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
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"If it's flipping hamburgers at Mcdonalds, be the...

"If it's flipping hamburgers at Mcdonalds, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do, you have to master your craft." - Snoop Dogg
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
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"There are four boxes to be used in the de...

"There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. Please use in that order." - Larry McDonald
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"I understand that McDonald's recently released its own chicken sandwich. I f...

"I understand that McDonald's recently released its own chicken sandwich. I feel that strategically detonating several of their garish, pathetic little restaurants will prove effective in convincing them of their error." - Colonel Sanders
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"I'm tired of people acting like they're better than McDonalds. You may have never set foo...

"I'm tired of people acting like they're better than McDonalds. You may have never set foot in McDonalds, but you have your own McDonalds. Maybe instead of buying a Big Mac, you read Us Weekly; hey, that's still McDonalds, it's just served up a little different." -Jim Gaffigan
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"Owning pets is like hav...

"Owning pets is like having sex slaves you don't want to fuck." ~ Norm Mcdonalds
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We live in the kind of world where we can t...

We live in the kind of world where we can teach primates how to live in space yet the gal at McDonald's can't get my biscuit right. -Me
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β€œSometimes a majority simply...

β€œSometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side.”-Claude McDonald
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"We are in the real estate business. The only reason we sell hamburgers is becaus...

"We are in the real estate business. The only reason we sell hamburgers is because they are the greatest producer of revenue from which our tenants can pay us rent." - Harry J. Sonneborne, First president and chief executive of McDonald's Corporation
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I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when...

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? It's like, "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law." - Chris Rock
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