Math Quotes

12 out of 10 de...

12 out of 10 dentists agree someone is using bad math
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"Kids are a ...

"Kids are a marginal thing" -my math teacher
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"I take risks; sometimes patients die. But not taking risk...

"I take risks; sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."- House MD
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โ€˜My life is all math. Iโ€™m trying to add ...

โ€˜My life is all math. Iโ€™m trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.โ€™ - Unknown
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Space is for everybody. It's not just for a few people in science or m...

Space is for everybody. It's not just for a few people in science or math, or for a select group of astronauts. That's our new frontier out there, and it's everybody's business to know about space. ...Christa McAuliffe
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โ€œLottery: A tax on ...

โ€œLottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.โ€ โ€• Ambrose Bierce
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โ€œJust because you can read, write, and do...

โ€œJust because you can read, write, and do a little math doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œArt is more...

โ€œArt is more important than mathโ€ - Unknown
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"If I had just one hour l...

"If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends."
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"You don't learn this stuff to use it lat...

"You don't learn this stuff to use it later. You learn this stuff to be able to pass" - My maths teacher in my second to last year
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The risk I took w...

The risk I took was calculated, but man, I am bad at math.
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"For every question there is...

"For every question there is a simple, intuitive, apparent, wrong answer." - my math teacher
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"Look unto the stars to teach us How the mast...

"Look unto the stars to teach us How the masterโ€™s thoughts can reach us, Each one follows Newtonโ€™s math Silently along its path" - A. Einstein
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Dear Math, please grow up and s...

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. - Anonymous
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If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 ...

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you. - Steve Martin
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"School is like hunting. You sit ...

"School is like hunting. You sit down, you try to stay awake for a while, then you leave." -my math teacher
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โ€œIf you think ma...

โ€œIf you think math is hard, try web design.โ€ โ€•Trish Parr
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โ€œIf you think mat...

โ€œIf you think math is hard, try web design.โ€ ~Trish Parr.
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"The math of time is simple: you...

"The math of time is simple: you have less than you think and need more than you know." - Kevin Ashton
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Let's say intelligence is your ability to compose poetry, symphonies, do art, math and sci...

Let's say intelligence is your ability to compose poetry, symphonies, do art, math and science. Chimps can't do any of that, yet we share 99 percent DNA. Everything that we are, that distinguishes us from chimps, emerges from that one-percent difference. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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The privilegedโ€ฆ are processed more by people, the masses ...

The privilegedโ€ฆ are processed more by people, the masses by machines.โ€”Cathy O'Neal, "Weapons of Math Destruction: How Big Data Increases Inequality and Threatens Democracy" (2016)
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โ€œPhysics is to math w...

โ€œPhysics is to math what sex is to masturbation.โ€ โ€• Richard P. Feynman
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"Sometimes the world reaches such a new sense of unfair...

"Sometimes the world reaches such a new sense of unfair, fucked up irony that when I turn on the news I don't know whether to laugh or to kill myself." - My math professor.
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"Sometimes I think people invent new forms of math s...

"Sometimes I think people invent new forms of math simply because it's the only way to show other people what you're thinking about." - Florence Ambrose, Freefall
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'Luck doesn't exi...

'Luck doesn't exist, only math and science do.' -Jadyn Wong
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Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one c...

Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one chance to meet and then parted forever. PARALLEL lines that were never meant to meet. ASYMPTOTE lines that can get closer and closer but will never be together.โ€
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"When you have read enough wikipedia articles the gaps in ...

"When you have read enough wikipedia articles the gaps in humanities knowledge become obvious. The largest gaps have to do with applying math concepts and analyzing language." - me
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"If you think by closing loopholes and deductions for the well-to-do somehow you will not...

"If you think by closing loopholes and deductions for the well-to-do somehow you will not end up picking up the tab, then Governor Romney's plan may work for you. But I think math, common sense, and our history, shows us that's not a recipe for job growth." - Barack Obama
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