Masturbation Quotes

“Prayer is like masturbation. It feels good to...

“Prayer is like masturbation. It feels good to the person doing it, but does nothing for the person they’re thinking about.” -Some random Redditor
📅︎ Apr 05
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"Hey, don't knock masturb...

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." --Annie Hall (1977)
📅︎ Aug 07
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“Physics is to math w...

“Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.” ― Richard P. Feynman
📅︎ Jan 29
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Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and mastur...

Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler Durden
📅︎ Apr 20
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“Despair is as addictive as heroin and more popular than sex, for ...

“Despair is as addictive as heroin and more popular than sex, for the single reason that when one is unhappy one gets to pay a lot of attention to oneself. Misery becomes a kind of emotional masturbation.”
📅︎ Aug 29
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Life is like a masturbation sess...

Life is like a masturbation session, once it's over it makes no difference how you spent it. - ddlydoo
📅︎ Jan 05
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"The good thing about mastur...

"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it." Truman Capote
📅︎ Jul 27
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"Poor boys are easier than middle-class or rich ones. Boys who've be...

"Poor boys are easier than middle-class or rich ones. Boys who've been busted are easier than boys who have not. Southern boys are easier than Northern boys. Marines are easier than Masturbation." John Valentine
📅︎ Mar 25
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