Masturbating Quotes

Smoking marijuana, eating cheet...

Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book-Walter White
📅︎ Oct 06
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"I wish it were as easy to banish hunge...

"I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly" - Diogenes (Upon being caught masturbating in a public market)
📅︎ Aug 06
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"Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eat...

"Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'" – Walter White (Breaking Bad)
📅︎ Aug 06
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Getting caught masturbating sucks...

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. -Ricky
📅︎ Apr 15
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