The 4 Best Masturbating Quotes

Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book-Walter White

👍︎ 3

📅︎ Oct 06

🚨︎ report

"I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly" - Diogenes (Upon being caught masturbating in a public market)

👍︎ 12

📅︎ Aug 06

🚨︎ report

"Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'" – Walter White (Breaking Bad)

👍︎ 437

📅︎ Aug 06

🚨︎ report

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. -Ricky

👍︎ 2

📅︎ Apr 15

🚨︎ report