Marriage Quotes

Marriage is an attempt to solve probl...

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own. ...Eddie Cantor
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β€œDeath is a funny thing. Not funny haha, ...

β€œDeath is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange like a Woody Allen marriage.” -Norm Macdonald
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Balance every thought with its oppositi...

Balance every thought with its opposition. Because the marriage of them is the destruction of illusion. ...Aleister Crowley
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β€œIf we did not look to marriage as the...

β€œIf we did not look to marriage as the principal source of happiness, fewer marriages would end in tears” - Anthony Storr
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"There's only one way to have a happy ...

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." β€” Clint Eastwood
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β€œI think that gay marriage is something th...

β€œI think that gay marriage is something that should be done between a man and a woman” -Arnold Schwarzenegger (yes it’s a real quote)
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"If you want to get a real grasp of how society truly v...

"If you want to get a real grasp of how society truly views marriage, remember that the Police always investigate the spouse as the first suspect in a murder investigation."
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"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds ...

"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out." - Michel de Montaigne
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"We look for the marriage bed In the baby’s cradle;...

"We look for the marriage bed In the baby’s cradle; we look for the grave in the bed; Not living But rising dead" from the poem rising five ,by norman nicoholson
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β€œIt is not a lack of love, but a...

β€œIt is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
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"When marrying you should ask yourself this question: do you believe you are going to enjo...

"When marrying you should ask yourself this question: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman into your old age? Everything else in a marriage is transitory, but most of the time that you're together will be devoted to conversation." --Friedrich Nietzsche
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β€œA successful marriage requires fa...

β€œA successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” ― Mignon McLaughlin
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"Marriage is designed to pull dysfunc...

"Marriage is designed to pull dysfunction to the surface of our lives, set it on fire and help us grow." -- Tyler Ward
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β€œIt is not a lack of love, but a...

β€œIt is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to g...

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
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β€œ The sooner we accept that fairyta...

β€œ The sooner we accept that fairytales aren’t real, the sooner we will content in our marriages. β€œ Jacoby Lincoln
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"They say love is blind...and marriage is ...

"They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet." -- Mae West
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"Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically dese...

"Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage." -- Sydney J. Harris
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Marriage is our la...

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. -- Joseph Barth
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"A marriage is always made up of two p...

"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores." β€” Terry Pratchett
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"A happy marriage is a long...

"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." – Andre Maurois
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"What people call "love" it's just a chemical reaction that compels animals to bre...

"What people call "love" it's just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle Morty, focus on science." -Rick
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"All marriages ar...

"All marriages are mixed marriages." β€” Chantal Saperstein
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Beauty has sent a lot of lady int...

Beauty has sent a lot of lady into marriage but character was busy returning them to their fathers house.
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Marriage, n. A community consisting...

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. - Ambrose Bierce
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"What is fascinating about m...

"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married." - Alain de Botton
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"Almost none of us commit suicide, and almost all of us self-destruct. In some way, in ...

"Almost none of us commit suicide, and almost all of us self-destruct. In some way, in some part of our lives. We drink, or we smoke, we destabilize the good job, and a happy marriage. But these aren't decisions, they're...they're impulses." Dr. Ventress (Annihilation)
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"My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when i...

"My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone." β€” John Scalzi
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Marriage is a marathon. It isn't who comes first. It is the journey you t...

Marriage is a marathon. It isn't who comes first. It is the journey you take to get there that is the accomplishment. You might fall and scrape your knees but you know all the hard work paid off when you cross the finish line.
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β€œLove, n. A temporary...

β€œLove, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” ― Ambrose Bierce,
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β€œIt’s not a lack of love, it’s a ...

β€œIt’s not a lack of love, it’s a lack of friendship that makes an unhappy marriage.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
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"A successful marriage requires falli...

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person." Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist
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"There's only one way to have a happy ...

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." β€” Clint Eastwood
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"A marriage is always made up of two p...

"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores." β€” Terry Pratchett
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I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to b...

I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it? β€”Walter, Sleepless in Seattle
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You can never be happily married to another unti...

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. -- Jerry McCant
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"Marriage is really tough bec...

"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." β€” Richard Pryor
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If t...

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." β€” Erma Bombeck
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"Our relationship with God mus...

"Our relationship with God must be a marriage where divorce is not contemplated" (William Ventura)
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A good marriage would be b...

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
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It is not lack of love, but a l...

It is not lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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They say love is blind...and marriage is ...

They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet. -- Mae West
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination o...

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. -- Oscar Wilde
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"A fool dreams of the happiness of marriage...

"A fool dreams of the happiness of marriage while single, and dreams of happiness of bachelorism while married." - Saneatsu Mushanokoji
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Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical rea...

Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. [...] Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. - Rick
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Marriage: a tradition which would suffer considerab...

Marriage: a tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce lawyer -- Unknown
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"I saw that the meaning of life was to secure a livelihood, and that its goal was to attain a hi...

"I saw that the meaning of life was to secure a livelihood, and that its goal was to attain a high position; that love’s rich dream was marriage with an heiress; that friendship’s blessing was help in financial difficulties. that wisdom was what the majority assumed it to be. -SΓΈren Kierkegaard
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β€œSome people claim that marriage interferes with ro...

β€œSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” ― Groucho Marx
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Insurance is like marriage....

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, but you never get anything back - Al Bundy
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"Marriage is like sharing a root be...

"Marriage is like sharing a root beer float or agreeing to be the back end of a horse costume." -Lemony Snicket
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"Marriage is a great inst...

"Marriage is a great institution. I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae West
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If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together...

If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It's hot!" - Doug Stanhope
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"If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research...

"If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does." - Dr Phil McGraw
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"If you're against gay ...

"If you're against gay marriage...don't marry a gay person." - Jim Jeffries
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"I hate to break it to you but.. what people call love is just a che...

"I hate to break it to you but.. what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage." -Rick And Morty
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β€œIt is not a lack of love, but a...

β€œIt is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
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They say marriages are made...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning - Clint Eastwood
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"Love, n. A temporary...

"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” - Ambrose Bierce
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"The most important thing about marriage is that th...

"The most important thing about marriage is that the man must not let the woman feel downtrodden simply because she is a woman and he is a man." --Saddam Hussein
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Any marriage where the female is allowed ...

Any marriage where the female is allowed to speak and wear clothing is doomed to failure --Quark the Ferengi bartender, Star Trek
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Marriage is popular because it combin...

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. George Bernard Shaw
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β€œMarriage is like a cage; one sees the bir...

β€œMarriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.” -Michel de Montaigne
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"Marriage is a state where two people c...

"Marriage is a state where two people can't stand living together and can't stand living apart." - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
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"As to marriage or celibacy, let...

"As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent." - Socrates
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"Marriage must incessantly conten...

"Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity." - Honore de Balzac
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"Secret to a long ...

"Secret to a long marriage? Seperate bathrooms." -Johnny Cash
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β€œI was opposed to gay marria...

β€œI was opposed to gay marriage until I found out I didn't have to have one!” -James Carville
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Marriage is a great inst...

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West
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"Marriage, all in all, is a cow...

"Marriage, all in all, is a cowardly method that tries to subdue love through torture." - Kyoka Izumi
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"Marriage is the...

"Marriage is the first payment on a divorce" -Big Mike
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"A fool dreams of the happiness of marriage...

"A fool dreams of the happiness of marriage while single, and dreams of happiness of bachelorism while married." - Saneatsu Mushanokoji
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"Many a friendship or marriage has failed because, inste...

"Many a friendship or marriage has failed because, instead of relating to, and caring for, one another, one person uses another as a shield against isolation." -Irvin D. Yalom
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β€œTo be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - ...

β€œTo be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - this is a human offering that can border on miraculous.” ― Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
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"The one charm of marriage is that i...

"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties."β€”Oscar Wilde
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"It is not a lack of love, but a...

"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." ― Friedrich Nietzsche
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"It should be remembered th...

"It should be remembered that every divorce begins with the same joy as every marriage."
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