Mark twain Quotes

"No amount of evide...

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot" - Mark Twain
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"Wisdom is the reward you get fo...

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked.โ€ Mark Twain
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"I have never let my s...

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." โ€” Mark Twain
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If you tell the truth...

If you tell the truth you donโ€™t have to remember anything -Mark Twain
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โ€œWhen the rich rob the poor, itโ€™s c...

โ€œWhen the rich rob the poor, itโ€™s called business. When the poor fight back, itโ€™s called violence.โ€ - Mark Twain
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"Never try to teach a pig...

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig." - Mark Twain
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"They did not know ...

"They did not know it was impossible so they did it" โ€• Mark Twain
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โ€œNever argue with an idiot. they w...

โ€œNever argue with an idiot. they will bring you down to there level and beat you with experience. โ€œ Mark Twain
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"It is curious that physical coura...

"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare." Mark Twain
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambiti...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great ~Mark Twain
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"Whenever you find yourself on ...

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" -Mark Twain
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โ€œCourage is resistance to...

โ€œCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.โ€ -Mark Twain
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm t...

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain
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"I was educated once.....

"I was educated once......it took me years to get over it." -- Mark Twain
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"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it...

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." โ€• Mark Twain
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โ€œIt is easier to fool some...

โ€œIt is easier to fool someone than to convince them they've been fooled.โ€ - Mark Twain
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โ€œI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions a...

โ€œI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.โ€ -Mark Twain
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"First get your facts str...

"First get your facts straight, then distort them at your leisure." - Mark Twain.
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"When we remember we are all m...

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." โ€” Mark Twain
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โ€˜We have the best ...

โ€˜We have the best government that money can buy.โ€™ - Mark Twain
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โ€˜Suppose you were a member of Con...

โ€˜Suppose you were a member of Congress. And suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself,โ€™ - Mark Twain
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โ€œClothes make the man. Naked...

โ€œClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."... Mark Twain
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"Go to Heaven for th...

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain
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"Don't go around saying the world o...

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain
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"In religion and politics, people's beliefs an...

"In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination." โ€” Mark Twain
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"I am a politically neutral p...

"I am a politically neutral person, and such a person is clean to the bone marrow".- Mark Twain
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Politicians and diapers m...

Politicians and diapers must be changed often. And for the same reason. Mark Twain.
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"Anger is an acid that can do more harm t...

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." - Mark Twain
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โ€œThe difference between the almost right word and the ...

โ€œThe difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matterโ€”it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.โ€ - Mark Twain
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โ€˜The only way to keep your health is to ea...

โ€˜The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.โ€™ Mark Twain
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โ€œNever put off until tomor...

โ€œNever put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."... Mark Twain
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โ€œYou will regret the things...

โ€œYou will regret the things you didnโ€™t do more than the things you did do โ€œ - Mark Twain
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All you need in this life i...

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure โ€“ Mark Twain
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โ€œCensorship is telling a man he...

โ€œCensorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.โ€ โ€• Mark Twain
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"No amount of eviden...

"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot." -- Mark Twain
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"The coldest winter I e...

"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." โ€” Mark Twain
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"If Voting made any di...

"If Voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it" โ€” Mark Twain
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โ€œThe two most important days of you...

โ€œThe two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.โ€ ~ Mark Twain
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"The more I learn abo...

"The more I learn about people, the more I liked my dog." - Mark Twain
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"Censorship is telling a man he...

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain
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"The rule is perfect: in al...

"The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." โ€” Mark Twain
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If you hold a cat by the tai...

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way....Mark Twain
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"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions ...

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it" -Mark Twain
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โ€œIf you donโ€™t read the newspaper, y...

โ€œIf you donโ€™t read the newspaper, youโ€™re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, youโ€™re misinformed.โ€ โ€“ Mark Twain
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"The man with a new id...

"The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds." - Mark Twain
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โ€œNever argue with a fool, ...

โ€œNever argue with a fool, onlooker may not be able to tell the differenceโ€ Mark Twain
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"Travel is fatal to pre...

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness" ~ Mark Twain
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Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no o...

Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth. - Mark Twain
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โ€œIf you donโ€™t read the newspaper, y...

โ€œIf you donโ€™t read the newspaper, youโ€™re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, youโ€™re misinformed.โ€ โ€“ Mark Twain
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โ€œCensorship is telling a man t...

โ€œCensorship is telling a man that he canโ€™t eat a steak because a baby canโ€™t chew it.โ€ -Mark Twain
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"Suppose you were an idiot, and s...

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." ~ Mark Twain
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โ€œ A man cannot be co...

โ€œ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.โ€ -Mark Twain
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"Water, taken in mo...

"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody." โ€” Mark Twain
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There are many humorous things in the world;...

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages -- Mark Twain
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"The difference between the right word and ...

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." โ€” Mark Twain
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โ€œWhenever you find yourself on t...

โ€œWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.โ€ โ€” Mark Twain
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"History doesn't re...

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes." -Mark Twain
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"Sacred cows m...

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." -Mark Twain
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"Loyalty to your country alwa...

"Loyalty to your country always, loyalty to your government when it deserves it" - Mark Twain
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The secret of gett...

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Mark Twain
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It is better To keep your mouth closed ...

It is better To keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain
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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t...

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world, and it's efficiency is only marred by finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read. Mark Twain
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When in doub...

When in doubt, tell the truth. - Mark Twain
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