Marge Quotes

[Honesty] "Marge, it takes...

[Honesty] "Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen" - Homer Simpson
📅︎ Sep 08
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"Hopi vases that held corn, are put in museums / but you know the...

"Hopi vases that held corn, are put in museums / but you know they were made to be used. / The pitcher cries for water to carry / and a person for work that is real." -Marge Piercy, from "To Be of Use"
📅︎ Apr 04
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"Heaven knows we're far from perfect and, if truth be known, maybe just...

"Heaven knows we're far from perfect and, if truth be known, maybe just a wee bit short of normal; but as Dr. Seuss says, "a person is a person"." ~ Marge Simpsons reply to Barbara Bush's criticism of the Simpsons family.
📅︎ Apr 20
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"Growing up means givin...

"Growing up means giving up everything that makes you happy" - Marge Simpson
📅︎ Apr 03
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