Manual Quotes

"If you are careless and lazy now and keep putting things off and always deferring the ...

"If you are careless and lazy now and keep putting things off and always deferring the day after which you will attend to yourself, you will not notice that you are making no progress, but you will live and die as someone quite ordinary." --Epictetus (From Manual 51)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
🚨︎ report

If it's stupid but ...

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. β€”Naval Ops Manual
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
🚨︎ report

"Always be wary of any helpful...

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." β€” Terry Pratchett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
🚨︎ report

"It is generally inadvisable to ...

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
🚨︎ report

"It's like there's this instruction manual th...

"It's like there's this instruction manual that explains how to talk to people and everyone in the world got a copy except me." Adventure Zone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
🚨︎ report

"Treat these remains with care; some of t...

"Treat these remains with care; some of them are fragile and all of them are irreplaceable." - The Human Bone Manual, Tim D. White
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
🚨︎ report

The Tibetan Book of the Dead is as ...

The Tibetan Book of the Dead is as much a manual of the Art of Living as it is of the Art of Dying.β€”Aldous Huxley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
🚨︎ report

If I ever had an issue with my car, I'd do...

If I ever had an issue with my car, I'd do a Google search before I read the manual.β€”Akshay Anand, senior analyst at Kelley Blue Book
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
🚨︎ report

"While you're waiting, read the free...

"While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'" - Dilbert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
🚨︎ report