Magazine Quotes

We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, p...

We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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A mom and dad found an S&M magazine unde...

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him....Dana Carvey
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"Koranic teaching still insists that the sun moves around t...

"Koranic teaching still insists that the sun moves around the earth. How can we advance when they teach things like that?" -- Taslima Nasrin Time magazine, 31st Jan 19942629083463.html
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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"Redheads are like ...

"Redheads are like other women-- only more so." -Playboy Magazine
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"We had so little, yet we had so much: Thunder and light...

"We had so little, yet we had so much: Thunder and lightning at the lightest touch." Source: John M Ridland, 2011 (February), β€˜Age looking back at its youth’, Poetry magazine.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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"You think that a wall as solid as the earth separates civilisation from barbarism. I tell you...

"You think that a wall as solid as the earth separates civilisation from barbarism. I tell you the division is a thread, a sheet of glass. A touch here, a push there, and you bring back the reign of Saturn." β€” John Buchan (1875-1940) "The Power-House," Blackwood's Magazine (December 1913)
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My imagination makes me human and makes me a fo...

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. URSULA K. LE GUIN, Harper's magazine, Aug. 1990
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β€œOne has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe something like that. No ordinary man coul...

β€œOne has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe something like that. No ordinary man could be such a fool.” George Orwell (on a left-wing rumor that America had entered World War II to crush a budding English socialist revolution.) ("Notes on Nationalism" [Polemic magazine]) (1945)
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Meanwhile, in South...

Meanwhile, in South Carolina, "...in the liberal magazine reddit"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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"The formula - a macho, wise-cracking, stunt-filled show, fronted by by three ageing men w...

"The formula - a macho, wise-cracking, stunt-filled show, fronted by by three ageing men with questionable taste in denim and a proclivity for infantile jokes - seems to float effortlessly across barriers of language, culture, and social class." -- BBC Magazine (re. Top Gear)
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We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, t...

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra... - Chuck Palahniuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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"I’ve seen letters to small-town newspapers that put Slaughterho...

"I’ve seen letters to small-town newspapers that put Slaughterhouse-Five in the same class with Deep Throat and Hustler magazine. How could anybody masturbate to Slaughterhouse-Five?” -- Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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"That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing. Except for a dream, and a fuckin'...

"That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing. Except for a dream, and a fuckin' rap magazine....Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives. Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die. Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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