Lottery Quotes

“Lottery: A tax on ...

“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” ― Ambrose Bierce
📅︎ Sep 20
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"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" — Jay Leno
📅︎ Aug 02
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"I've done the calculation and your ch...

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." — Fran Lebowitz
📅︎ Jul 11
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"There is a silent lottery affecting humanity, pertaining to neurocognition. It is n...

"There is a silent lottery affecting humanity, pertaining to neurocognition. It is not a level playing field, some are born advantaged and others less so. It is a problem that we must address like any other form of inequality in the near future." - Ravi Silari
📅︎ Jun 05
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“We are going to die and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die beca...

“We are going to die and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. We won the lottery of birth, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred." - Richard Dawkins
📅︎ Mar 03
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"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" — Jay Leno
📅︎ Feb 13
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"Destiny is usually around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a l...

"Destiny is usually around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: it's three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it yourself"-carlos zafón
📅︎ Jan 30
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The accumulation of wealth imposes no obligations. Apart fro...

The accumulation of wealth imposes no obligations. Apart from lottery winners and thieves, wealth is obtained by providing something of value to others or by putting one's capital at risk.
📅︎ Aug 08
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Son, if you really want something in this life...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
📅︎ Apr 01
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Remember that you are an Englishman...

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. - Cecil rhodes
📅︎ Mar 15
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"If you want to win the lottery, you have to m...

"If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket" -Lou Bloom(Jake Gyllenhaal) in "Nightcrawler". Written by Dan Gilroy
📅︎ Aug 08
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"I'd rather be working for ...

"I'd rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery." - Conner Oberst
📅︎ Jun 13
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You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way ...

You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to win the lottery - from dustcover of The Drunkard's Walk by Leonard Mlodinow.
📅︎ Sep 03
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"Telling life that's it's so complex that it must ...

"Telling life that's it's so complex that it must need a creator is like trying to convince a lottery winner that they didn't win because it's so unlikely"
📅︎ Feb 14
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