Lottery Quotes

β€œLottery: A tax on ...

β€œLottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” ― Ambrose Bierce
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"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" β€” Jay Leno
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"I've done the calculation and your ch...

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." β€” Fran Lebowitz
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"There is a silent lottery affecting humanity, pertaining to neurocognition. It is n...

"There is a silent lottery affecting humanity, pertaining to neurocognition. It is not a level playing field, some are born advantaged and others less so. It is a problem that we must address like any other form of inequality in the near future." - Ravi Silari
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β€œWe are going to die and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die beca...

β€œWe are going to die and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. We won the lottery of birth, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred." - Richard Dawkins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" β€” Jay Leno
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"Destiny is usually around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a l...

"Destiny is usually around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: it's three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it yourself"-carlos zafΓ³n
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The accumulation of wealth imposes no obligations. Apart fro...

The accumulation of wealth imposes no obligations. Apart from lottery winners and thieves, wealth is obtained by providing something of value to others or by putting one's capital at risk.
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Son, if you really want something in this life...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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Remember that you are an Englishman...

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. - Cecil rhodes
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"If you want to win the lottery, you have to m...

"If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket" -Lou Bloom(Jake Gyllenhaal) in "Nightcrawler". Written by Dan Gilroy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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"I'd rather be working for ...

"I'd rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery." - Conner Oberst
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way ...

You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to win the lottery - from dustcover of The Drunkard's Walk by Leonard Mlodinow.
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"Telling life that's it's so complex that it must ...

"Telling life that's it's so complex that it must need a creator is like trying to convince a lottery winner that they didn't win because it's so unlikely"
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