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"If You Know How Quickly People F...

"If You Know How Quickly People Forget the Dead, You'll Stop Living to Impress People" — Christopher Walken
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“Be nice to people on your wa...

“Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.” - Wilson Mizner
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“She was the kind of girlfriend Go...

“She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life.” ― Junot Díaz.
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"Speak when you are angry--and ...

"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." — Laurence J. Peter
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" I know someday you'll have a beautiful life I kn...

" I know someday you'll have a beautiful life I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky, but why Why, why can't it be, oh can't it be mine?" - Pearl Jam
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“When faced with two choices, flip a coin. W...

“When faced with two choices, flip a coin. When it’s in the air, you’ll know which side you’re hoping for.” - Arnold “The Brain” Rothstein
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"There is at least a billion people in this w...

"There is at least a billion people in this world, who'll consider their prayers answered if they could switch places with you " - Sam Harris
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“Their morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. The...

“Their morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. You'll see- I'll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They'll eat each other”-Joker, The Dark Knight.
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I’m an over thinker, so if ...

I’m an over thinker, so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one.” -Unknown
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"I'll be there... around every corner... ...

"I'll be there... around every corner... in every empty room... as inevitable as your guilty conscience." -The Shadow (1994 film)
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“But the issue is — and it'll be an issue I think for a lot of young creative people — ... [that...

“But the issue is — and it'll be an issue I think for a lot of young creative people — ... [that] the first stuff I wrote is out there for everybody to see. So I just hope on my own behalf and other people's behalf we're still allowed to think out loud and fail publicly and grow.” ~ Bo Burnham
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"By all means marry: if you get a good w...

"By all means marry: if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." - Socrates
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Even if it takes foreve...

Even if it takes forever, sooner or later you’ll find a reason to live. -Me
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"You pile up enough tomorrows, an...

"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected a lot of empty yesterdays." - Harrold Hill
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“If you truly love someb...

“If you truly love somebody, let them go, if they love you, they’ll come back.”
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“If you always do what you’ve a...

“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” ~Steven Hayes
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"When war rages, I'm taking the front line. Not for the glory, but to protect tho...

"When war rages, I'm taking the front line. Not for the glory, but to protect those who I love so dearly. And also those who care and love me just as much. So that when the final shot has been fired, and its all over, I'll have a shoulder to cry on."
📅︎ Mar 11
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"I decided long ago Never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fai...

"I decided long ago Never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed At least I'll live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity." -Whitney Houston
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“If you don’t design your own life plan, chances ...

“If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.” — Jim Rohn
📅︎ Mar 07
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Most people find ways to be happy or they find ways to be unhappy. Ju...

Most people find ways to be happy or they find ways to be unhappy. Just be cognizant that when you feel some kind of way, some part of you is probably trying to feel that way, and if you feed it it’ll ask for more.
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"When a man farewells this world, all He's got left is his story....

"When a man farewells this world, all He's got left is his story. Don't leave it for the English to tell it. They'll only fuck it up and steal the proceeds" - Harry Power, True History of The Kelly Gang
📅︎ Feb 19
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Dig a drill and you’...

Dig a drill and you’ll find your thrill. Travel, Explore and Chill
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My first wife, I'll ...

My first wife, I'll never forget her — and I've tried. ...Redd Foxx
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“Dream as if you’ll lif...

“Dream as if you’ll life forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” - James Dean
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“I often tell young kids ‘don’t ever count yourself out’. You’ll never know ...

“I often tell young kids ‘don’t ever count yourself out’. You’ll never know how good you are unless you try. Dream the impossible and go out and make it happen. I walked on the moon. What can’t you do?” — Gene Cernan, Apollo astronaut
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"Show me a he...

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy"
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Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, eve...

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, even if I have a kid tomorrow, god knows what age I’ll be by the time my daughter’s friends are all sixteen, so what’s the point? That’s my American Beauty joke, Thank you." - Ed Byrne, Graham Norton Show
📅︎ Mar 03
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"You'll never remember the bad when you're in the good...

"You'll never remember the bad when you're in the good. But you'll always remember the good when you're in the bad. Pain is the greatest necessity of pleasure" - Unknown
📅︎ Feb 18
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If money's where you fin...

If money's where you find happiness, you'll always be poor ~ NF (Remember this)
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'Maybe I'll find a quote suitable ...

'Maybe I'll find a quote suitable for my charity. Maybe I just won't. Somehow, the latter is better clarity. '
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"If you know how quickly pe...

"If you know how quickly people forget the dead, you'll stop living to impress people."
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“You’ll have bad times, but it’ll always wak...

“You’ll have bad times, but it’ll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren’t paying attention to” (robin Williams good will hunting)
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“Until you get comfortable with being alo...

“Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.” - Mandy Hale
📅︎ Jan 19
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Sometimes I think that it is enough to say that if we don't sit down and sh...

Sometimes I think that it is enough to say that if we don't sit down and shut up once in a while we'll lose our minds even earlier than we had expected. Noise is an imposition on sanity, and we live in very noisy times. ...Joan Baez
📅︎ Feb 22
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“I don’t want anything...

“I don’t want anything from Trump, but I’ll take it.” -libs who own stock
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" Never ignore a person who cares for you. B...

" Never ignore a person who cares for you. Because someday you'll realize you have lost a diamond, while you were busy collecting stones."
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May be one day you'll acknowle...

May be one day you'll acknowledge the fact that the worst in life has let you appreciate the best.
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"We'll sum it up in one sentence: mechanical ci...

"We'll sum it up in one sentence: mechanical civilization has just reached its final degree of savagery." — Albert Camus on the bombing of Hiroshima
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"Feed a man for free and he'll be back f...

"Feed a man for free and he'll be back for more. Feed a man a bullet, and you'll never hear from him again" - Fallout: New Vegas
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Act the way you'd like t...

Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act. — Leonard Cohen
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“Life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact: Everything around you tha...

“Life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact: Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you. And you can change it, you can influence it. Once you learn that, you’ll never be the same again.” — Steve Jobs
📅︎ Dec 10
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"There'll be some sulking faces...

"There'll be some sulking faces on Sunday morning if Jesus comes back in overalls" - Compo Simmonite.
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"If you aren’t good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult ti...

"If you aren’t good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you’ll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren’t even giving to yourself." —Barbara De Angelis
📅︎ Feb 09
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"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy i...

"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a shearch for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you'll be dead." -Mr Peanutbutter.
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"You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where y...

"You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're always afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing then miles down the road". -Good Will Hunting
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'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. ...

'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow ^inside."...Leslie Nielsen
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Do not get much engaged in conversation w...

Do not get much engaged in conversation with the uncouth-uneducated, you’ll end up giving him sanctity, while losing some of yours.
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"I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's si...

"I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot." – Kobe Bryant
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"It's in the way I have my...

"It's in the way I have my eyes. I'll give you words to rule the world". - David Bowie
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"The first time I see ...

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it." — Joan Rivers
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It takes 20 years to build a reputation and ...

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently. - Warren Buffett
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“Let them see that their words can cut you, and you’ll never be fr...

“Let them see that their words can cut you, and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name, take it, make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore”- Tyrion Lannister
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It doesn't really matter where I go ...

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places. ...Leslie Nielsen
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"Out beyond the ideas of wrong and right, there is a...

"Out beyond the ideas of wrong and right, there is a field; I'll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass, the world is too full to talk about." ~Rumi
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“It’ll be our se...

“It’ll be our secret, forgotten by time but not by us.”
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“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. Fo...

“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.” - Sam Levenson
📅︎ Jan 31
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“You’ll get very far in life...

“You’ll get very far in life if you just pretend to know what you’re doing” - John Mulaney
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"Don't take life too s...

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive" - Bunny Bugs
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"count your victories no...

"count your victories not your failures and you'll never be disappointed" -- Me
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‘Speak when you are angry...

‘Speak when you are angry, and you’ll make the best speech you will ever regret.’
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"If you owe 4,000 they kill you....

"If you owe 4,000 they kill you. If you owe 400,000 they'll have to keep you around." Winston Cook Q.C.
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"Lies are like children. If you d...

"Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later." — Randy K. Milholland
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"If you spend your life with your nose t...

"If you spend your life with your nose to the grindstone eventually you'll look up and see the world moved on" ~My drunk manager
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“The world is not full of assholes, but...

“The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day” ~ Anonymous
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