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"And while most Democratic voters list beating Trump as their top issue, som...

"And while most Democratic voters list beating Trump as their top issue, some members of a belligerent progressive faction led by Bernie Sanders seems more interested in ideological purity than in winning in November." - Garry Kasparov.
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"No one is ever busy, i...

"No one is ever busy, it all depends where you are on their priority list."
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Just because you list me as a friend doesnโ€™t me...

Just because you list me as a friend doesnโ€™t mean you gained me as an enemy. Iโ€™m better than that. I still want to see you eat, just not on my table.
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โ€œif you made a list of pe...

โ€œif you made a list of people that you trusted Would you put your name down?โ€ - NF
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When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always...

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now. ...Eddie Cantor
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for ca...

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." โ€” George Carlin
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"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are ...

"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy" โ€” Darth Vader
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โ€ชโ€œOne thing a person cannot do, no matter how rigorous hi...

โ€ชโ€œOne thing a person cannot do, no matter how rigorous his analysis or heroic his imagination, is to draw up a list of things that would never occur to him.โ€ / Thomas Schellingโ€ฌ
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"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, ...

"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy"
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for ca...

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." โ€” George Carlin
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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught....

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. - Denis Leary
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"For a list of all the ways technolo...

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." โ€” Alice Kahn
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"We have a limit, a very discouraging, humiliating limit: death. That's why we like...

"We have a limit, a very discouraging, humiliating limit: death. That's why we like all the things that we assume have no limits and, therefore, no end. It's a way of escaping thoughts about death. We like lists because we don't want to die." - Umberto Eco
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Everyone you meet always asks of you have a career, are m...

Everyone you meet always asks of you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are Happy - Heath ledger
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"What is love but another soul added to that list of tho...

"What is love but another soul added to that list of those whom we share infinite silence with? Memories in monologues, swallowed thoughts, an occasional poem, sent to no one."
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'Whoever saves one life ...

'Whoever saves one life saves the world entire' - Shindlers List from the Talmud
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for ca...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. -George Carlin
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"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are m...

"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy" - Heath Ledger
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โ€œIt's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different...

โ€œIt's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close.โ€ โ€• Rachel Cohn, Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List
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Everybody always asks if you have a career, if youโ€™re ma...

Everybody always asks if you have a career, if youโ€™re married, if you have children. Like if life was some kind of grocery list. No one ever asks us if weโ€™re happy. Farrah Gray
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"Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught...

"Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list." Denis Leary
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"The last time anybody made a list of the top...

"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79." โ€” Douglas Adams
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A plan is a list of things that ...

A plan is a list of things that go wrong. I like to keep my lists short. -Rico Rodriguez, Just Cause 4
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โ€œRights arenโ€™t โ€˜Rightsโ€™ when someone can take them away โ€” theyโ€™re privileges. Thatโ€™...

โ€œRights arenโ€™t โ€˜Rightsโ€™ when someone can take them away โ€” theyโ€™re privileges. Thatโ€™s all weโ€™ve ever had in this country: a Bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news, even badly, you know that the list gets shorter and shorter.โ€ โ€”George Carlin
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"I haven't been eve...

"I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list." - Susan Sontag
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"It's gonna be great: when a B-list actress marries ...

"It's gonna be great: when a B-list actress marries a man who will never be king in a country that doesn't even matter." ~ Bill Maher on Meghan and Hary's wedding
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โ€˜As a final factor I must, in all modesty, list my own person: irreplaceable. Neither...

โ€˜As a final factor I must, in all modesty, list my own person: irreplaceable. Neither a military nor a civilian personality could take my place. Attempts on my life may be repeated ... the fate of the Reich depends on me alone. I shall act accordingly.โ€™ - Hitler
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"Here is a list of fearful things: The jaws of sharks, a vulture's wings, T...

"Here is a list of fearful things: The jaws of sharks, a vulture's wings, The rabid bite of the dog's of war, The voice of one who went before. But most of all the mirror's gaze, which counts us out our numbered days." - Clive Barker
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"See the comments of this post for...

"See the comments of this post for a list of my favorite quotes that I've collected throughout 2016" - abc127
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"It isn't actually very difficult to sta...

"It isn't actually very difficult to stay off of my shit list. That's how I know god is stupid and satan is weak." ~ Real Guyman
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โ€œJust because someone emailed you does not make it an invitation to add them to your email lis...

โ€œJust because someone emailed you does not make it an invitation to add them to your email list. Show a greater respect to those connected with you to grow greater engaged numbers. And the excuse of "they can just unsubscribe" is pretty petty & awfully unprofessional.โ€ - Loren Weisman
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"History is merely a list of surp...

"History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again." - Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œRun down the list of those who felt intense anger at something: the most famous, the most un...

โ€œRun down the list of those who felt intense anger at something: the most famous, the most unfortunate, the most hated, the most whatever: Where is all that now? Smoke, dust, legendโ€ฆor not even a legend. Think of all the examples. And how trivial the things we want so passionately are.โ€
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[Question] Anyone know the full quote ~~"You a...

[Question] Anyone know the full quote ~~"You are a bipedal autonomous self-healing ... " where it lists a bunch of badass thing abt being human?
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I never married unless I was in love. I am an incurable romantic. These days, everyone wants a f...

I never married unless I was in love. I am an incurable romantic. These days, everyone wants a formula, and a list โ€“ they want this, they want that, yadda yadda yadda. People today have their list of demands, and they miss connections, they miss empathy. Life is chemistry. -Carmen Dell'Orefice
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"My father was fond of saying you need three things in life. A goo...

"My father was fond of saying you need three things in life. A good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for them. But the third..." -Schindler's List
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"Just because i told you my story...

"Just because i told you my story does not invite you to be a part of it." from the film "The Bucket List"
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"Killing is not power. Power is when we hav...

"Killing is not power. Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't." - Oskar Schindler, in Schindler's List (1993).
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Laughter is the best medicine - unle...

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. - Jasper Carrott
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"You can only choose to do some things โ€“ the im...

"You can only choose to do some things โ€“ the important things โ€“ and everything else will have to wait until tomorrow, or get removed from your list."
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Why does it say in this sub-reddi...

Why does it say in this sub-reddit description "Do not post lists of quotes"? I find no problem with that.
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" if I were forced to vote on which ideas should go on the Prohibited List of Hateful ...

" if I were forced to vote on which ideas should go on the Prohibited List of Hateful Thoughts, I would put the desire for state censorship - the desire to imprison one's fellow citizens for expressing ideas one dislikes - at the top of that list." --Glenn Greenwald
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"The list of freedoms that any society...

"The list of freedoms that any society enjoys, is always equal to those that they are ready to defend." - Edward Snowden
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"I could have gotten one more person. ...

"I could have gotten one more person. One more person... and I didn't. And I didn't." โ€“Oskar Schindler, Schindler's List
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"People who should be shot: Fascist thugs, ...

"People who should be shot: Fascist thugs, religious fundamentalists, people who write lists telling you who should be shot." โ€” Banksy
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