Lily tomlin Quotes

"The trouble with the rat ra...

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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"The trouble with the rat ra...

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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"No matter how cynical ...

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up." β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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"If love is the answer, ...

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" -- Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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"We're all ...

"We're all in this alone." β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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"There's so much plastic in this cul...

"There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic." –Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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β€œForgiveness means gi...

β€œForgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past” - Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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"The trouble with the rat ra...

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." - Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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The trouble with the rat ra...

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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"Reality is the leading ca...

"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." - Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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It’s my belief we developed l...

It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain -- Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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"Why is it that when we talk to God we...

"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, ...

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them." β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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If truth is beauty, how c...

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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"Sometimes I worry abou...

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world." β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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"Why isn't there a spe...

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?" β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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"We're all ...

"We're all in this alone." β€” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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If truth is beauty, how c...

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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I always wanted to be somebod...

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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The road to succes...

The road to success is always under construction.” Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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"I've always wanted to be someb...

"I've always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific" -Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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"Man invented language...

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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β€œI said "Somebody should do so...

β€œI said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.” ― Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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β€œFor fast-acting ...

β€œFor fast-acting relief, try slowing down. β€œ – Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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β€œI said "Somebody should do so...

β€œI said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.” ― Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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"Forgiveness means gi...

"Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past." - Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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"The trouble with the rat ra...

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." - Lily Tomlin.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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"Reality is the leading c...

"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.” -Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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"The trouble with the rat r...

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat." - Lily Tomlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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