Leslie Quotes

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl fin...

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years eve"...Leslie Nielsen
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'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. ...

'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow ^inside."...Leslie Nielsen
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It doesn't really matter where I go ...

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places. ...Leslie Nielsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Like a midget at a urinal...

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. ...Leslie Nielsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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And so those mindless beasts of the subconscious had access to a machine that ...

And so those mindless beasts of the subconscious had access to a machine that could never be shut down. The secret devil of every soul on the planet all set free at once to loot and maim.[forbidden planet]... Leslie Nielsen: Commander Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Do your part to sile...

Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it. ...Leslie Nielsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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"Doing nothing is very hard ...

"Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished." – Leslie Nielsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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In Parks and Rec, Chris has a serious conversation with Leslie...

In Parks and Rec, Chris has a serious conversation with Leslie. Something along the lines of 'you expect a lot of the people around you' Looking for the full quote or what episode this happens!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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"A cultural system divided against itself cannot behave i...

"A cultural system divided against itself cannot behave in a rational manner." - Anthropologist Leslie White. (One of the "House Divided" quotes from www.QuoteCounterquotes.com)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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