Legs Quotes

"How many legs does a dog have if you ca...

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg." -Abraham Lincoln
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"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its...

"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men." β€” Max Beerbohm
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"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the ...

"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dream. And her voice rings in his ears, like the music of the spheres." ~Neil Peart, (Rush - The Analog Kid)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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"Don't trust anybody who'd rather be ...

"Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time." --Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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"A conservative is a man with two perfec...

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." β€” Franklin D. Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the ...

"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dream. And her voice rings in his ears, like the music of the spheres." ~Neil Peart (Rush - The Analog Kid)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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"A conservative is a man with two perfec...

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." β€” Franklin D. Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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"How many legs does a dog have if you ca...

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." - Abraham Lincoln
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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"Our gods gave us legs to run with, noses to smell with, hands to touch and f...

"Our gods gave us legs to run with, noses to smell with, hands to touch and feel. What mad cruel god would give a man eyes and tell him he must forever keep them shut, and never look at all the beauty in the world?" - George R. R. Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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If he only want your brea...

If he only want your breast ,legs and thighs ,send him to KFC. -Akagi Scheczalier-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its...

"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men." β€” Max Beerbohm
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β€œbecause none of you know what you want follow me because I'm not ...

β€œbecause none of you know what you want follow me because I'm not going anywhere I'll just bleed so the stars can have something dark to shine in look at my legs I am the Nijinsky of dreams” -Frank Stanford
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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β€œI prayed for twenty years but ...

β€œI prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.” –Frederick Douglass
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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When your arms are weak... straighten them out. When your legs are unsteady... stand ta...

When your arms are weak... straighten them out. When your legs are unsteady... stand tall. When your body is tired... keep going. When your mind doesn't think you can... remember you follow your Heart. (One I just put together to keep me going, hope it works for you)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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"How many legs does a dog have if you ca...

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." - Abraham Lincoln
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Looking off the edge, and I'm picturi...

Looking off the edge, and I'm picturing the fall 'cause I don't want to break my legs and have to carry on. -LiL peep
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four ...

According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. - Plato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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"Any man who has a head and a...

"Any man who has a head and arms and legs, was born with hope in his heart." -Go Set a Watchman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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"Legs that chase are faste...

"Legs that chase are faster than legs that run" - Masaki Izawa, Holyland, Kouji Mori
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"Young sloths are so inept that they frequen...

"Young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees." - Douglas Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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"So far my life progression has been...

"So far my life progression has been Baby, Baby With Longer Legs, Baby With Longer Legs Who Is Tired" - Alex Hirsch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and ...

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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I'd like to thank my arms for always bei...

I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for holding me up and I can always count on my fingers. - unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six time...

"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six times since we got up on our hind legs. It is the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong." --Tom Stoppard, *Arcadia*
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"Any man who has a head and arms ...

"Any man who has a head and arms and legs, was born with hope in his heart." -Harper Lee, Go Set a Watchman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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I prayed for twenty years but r...

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap...

"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive." -- Mel Brooks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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We mustn’t give up our ambitions or dreams or desire to do great things in this world. We...

We mustn’t give up our ambitions or dreams or desire to do great things in this world. We should run after them with everything we’ve got. But remember to stop at each rest area and stretch your legs. Remember to turn off the engine and refill your fluids every 3,000 miles.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had ...

To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those of us who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman. - Hermione Gringold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six ...

"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six times since we got up on our hind legs. It is the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong." -Tom Stoppard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wi...

If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. - Prince Phillip
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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"My legs are ...

"My legs are as open as your mind" -Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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"Gender is betwe...

"Gender is between ears, sex is between legs" Chaz Bono
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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