Leg Quotes

“You’ve heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? That’s an animal k...

“You’ve heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? That’s an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.” -Frank Herbert ‘Dune’
📅︎ Nov 17
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"My friend the most bad...

"My friend the most badass leg exercises is skipping it entirely" - Ronyl Leo
📅︎ Jan 16
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"How many legs does a dog have if you ca...

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg." -Abraham Lincoln
📅︎ Jul 17
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"The envious man thinks that if his ...

"The envious man thinks that if his neighbor breaks a leg, he will be able to walk better himself" – Helmut Schoeck.
📅︎ Dec 02
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“Like a four-legged animal ente...

“Like a four-legged animal entering a drinking establishment, being is a terrible joke...” -Exurb1a
📅︎ Dec 30
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I’m as busy a...

I’m as busy as a one legged man in a bar fight
📅︎ Oct 25
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"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its...

"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men." — Max Beerbohm
📅︎ Sep 09
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"A rumor without a leg t...

"A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way." — John Tudor
📅︎ Oct 09
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"The biggest danger, that of losing oneself, can pass off in...

"The biggest danger, that of losing oneself, can pass off in the world as quietly as if it were nothing; every other loss, an arm, a leg, etc. is bound to be noticed." - Søren Kierkegaard
📅︎ Aug 17
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"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the ...

"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dream. And her voice rings in his ears, like the music of the spheres." ~Neil Peart, (Rush - The Analog Kid)
📅︎ Aug 22
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“The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the worl...

“The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed.” ―Søren Kierkegaard
📅︎ Jul 20
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"I told the doctor I broke my leg ...

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." — Henny Youngman
📅︎ Mar 23
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"Don't trust anybody who'd rather be ...

"Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time." --Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All
📅︎ Jun 04
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"A conservative is a man with two perfec...

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." — Franklin D. Roosevelt
📅︎ Jun 07
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"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the ...

"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dream. And her voice rings in his ears, like the music of the spheres." ~Neil Peart (Rush - The Analog Kid)
📅︎ Jun 03
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"It certainly is not your leg! That leg belongs to the U.S. government. It's no differen...

"It certainly is not your leg! That leg belongs to the U.S. government. It's no different than a gear or a bedpan. The Army has invested a lot of money to make you an airplane pilot, and you've got no right to disobey orders." --Nurse Cramer in Catch-22, by Joseph Heller
📅︎ Jan 28
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"A conservative is a man with two perfec...

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." — Franklin D. Roosevelt
📅︎ Sep 10
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"How many legs does a dog have if you ca...

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." - Abraham Lincoln
📅︎ Oct 08
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"Our gods gave us legs to run with, noses to smell with, hands to touch and f...

"Our gods gave us legs to run with, noses to smell with, hands to touch and feel. What mad cruel god would give a man eyes and tell him he must forever keep them shut, and never look at all the beauty in the world?" - George R. R. Martin
📅︎ Sep 05
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If he only want your brea...

If he only want your breast ,legs and thighs ,send him to KFC. -Akagi Scheczalier-
📅︎ Feb 27
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"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its...

"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men." — Max Beerbohm
📅︎ Sep 18
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"You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind...

"You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind." -- Reverend Mother Mohiam, Dune
📅︎ May 17
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“because none of you know what you want follow me because I'm not ...

“because none of you know what you want follow me because I'm not going anywhere I'll just bleed so the stars can have something dark to shine in look at my legs I am the Nijinsky of dreams” -Frank Stanford
📅︎ Aug 05
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“I prayed for twenty years but ...

“I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.” –Frederick Douglass
📅︎ May 30
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"Drunk people, chi...

"Drunk people, children and leggings always tell the truth."
📅︎ Oct 12
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When your arms are weak... straighten them out. When your legs are unsteady... stand ta...

When your arms are weak... straighten them out. When your legs are unsteady... stand tall. When your body is tired... keep going. When your mind doesn't think you can... remember you follow your Heart. (One I just put together to keep me going, hope it works for you)
📅︎ Aug 24
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"How many legs does a dog have if you ca...

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." - Abraham Lincoln
📅︎ Jun 11
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Looking off the edge, and I'm picturi...

Looking off the edge, and I'm picturing the fall 'cause I don't want to break my legs and have to carry on. -LiL peep
📅︎ May 11
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According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four ...

According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. - Plato
📅︎ Mar 19
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"Any man who has a head and a...

"Any man who has a head and arms and legs, was born with hope in his heart." -Go Set a Watchman
📅︎ Nov 04
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"Legs that chase are faste...

"Legs that chase are faster than legs that run" - Masaki Izawa, Holyland, Kouji Mori
📅︎ Dec 15
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"Don't piss on my l...

"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining." -- Judge Judy
📅︎ Sep 18
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"Young sloths are so inept that they frequen...

"Young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees." - Douglas Adams
📅︎ Nov 13
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"So far my life progression has been...

"So far my life progression has been Baby, Baby With Longer Legs, Baby With Longer Legs Who Is Tired" - Alex Hirsch
📅︎ Jun 04
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"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and ...

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
📅︎ Feb 10
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A rumor without a leg to...

A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. ..John Tudor
📅︎ Apr 19
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I'd like to thank my arms for always bei...

I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for holding me up and I can always count on my fingers. - unknown
📅︎ Aug 05
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"Any man who has a head and arms ...

"Any man who has a head and arms and legs, was born with hope in his heart." -Harper Lee, Go Set a Watchman
📅︎ Aug 04
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"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six time...

"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six times since we got up on our hind legs. It is the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong." --Tom Stoppard, *Arcadia*
📅︎ Sep 09
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I prayed for twenty years but r...

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglas
📅︎ Feb 20
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"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap...

"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive." -- Mel Brooks
📅︎ Jul 06
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We mustn’t give up our ambitions or dreams or desire to do great things in this world. We...

We mustn’t give up our ambitions or dreams or desire to do great things in this world. We should run after them with everything we’ve got. But remember to stop at each rest area and stretch your legs. Remember to turn off the engine and refill your fluids every 3,000 miles.
📅︎ May 29
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"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the f...

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
📅︎ Feb 04
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To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had ...

To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those of us who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman. - Hermione Gringold
📅︎ Jun 27
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Rodney Dangerfield had this view:,"People always ask me, if I'm a leg man, ...

Rodney Dangerfield had this view:,"People always ask me, if I'm a leg man, a breast man or an ass man. I figure I must be an ass man. People yell at me all the time...YOU'RE AN ASS, MAN!!!",Also:,"You know what's really frustrating…
📅︎ Nov 06
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"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six ...

"The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six times since we got up on our hind legs. It is the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong." -Tom Stoppard
📅︎ Oct 07
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"My legs are ...

"My legs are as open as your mind" -Anonymous
📅︎ Apr 02
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If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wi...

If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. - Prince Phillip
📅︎ May 01
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"My stories run up and bite me in the leg — I respond b...

"My stories run up and bite me in the leg — I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off." - Ray Bradbury
📅︎ Jun 07
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"Gender is betwe...

"Gender is between ears, sex is between legs" Chaz Bono
📅︎ Aug 29
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