Lazy Quotes

I choose a lazy person to do a ha...

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates
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"Progress isn't made by early risers. ...

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." โ€” Robert Heinlein
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"I can't relate to lazy people. We don't sp...

"I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you." - Kobe Bryant
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โ€œThe good Earth โ€” we could ha...

โ€œThe good Earth โ€” we could have saved it, but we were too damn cheap and lazy.โ€ ~ Kurt Vonnegut
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Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are ...

Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders - Erwin Rommel
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"If you are careless and lazy now and keep putting things off and always deferring the ...

"If you are careless and lazy now and keep putting things off and always deferring the day after which you will attend to yourself, you will not notice that you are making no progress, but you will live and die as someone quite ordinary." --Epictetus (From Manual 51)
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โ€œProgress is made by lazy m...

โ€œProgress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.โ€ โ€• Robert A. Heinlein
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Absolute opinions are...

Absolute opinions are for the unjust, pessimistic, ignorant, and lazy.
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โ€œHire a lazy person to do a...

โ€œHire a lazy person to do a hard job, theyโ€™ll find the easiest way to do itโ€ - Bill Gates
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โ€œAll life demands struggle. Those who have everything given to them become lazy, selfish...

โ€œAll life demands struggle. Those who have everything given to them become lazy, selfish, and insensitive to the real values of life. The very striving and hard work that we so constantly try to avoid is the major building block in the person we are today.โ€ โ€”Pope Paul VI
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I choose a lazy person to do a ha...

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job.Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates
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โ€œI don't know how I can be...

โ€œI don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.โ€ โ€• Ned Vizzini,
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โ€œSo avoid using the word โ€˜veryโ€™ because itโ€™s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Donโ€™t...

โ€œSo avoid using the word โ€˜veryโ€™ because itโ€™s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Donโ€™t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys โ€“ to woo women โ€“ and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also wonโ€™t do in your essays.โ€ Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society
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โ€œSo avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exha...

โ€œSo avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.โ€ โ€” Robin Williams, Dead Poet Society
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Millennials grew up with MTV and now they watch Colbert. We, on the other hand, ...

Millennials grew up with MTV and now they watch Colbert. We, on the other hand, grew up with the internet, so we have no centralized source of information that controls what we think and we filter out the truth for ourselves, we aren't lazy. -Soph
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I choose a lazy person to do a ha...

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates
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Saying, "I don't care about politics," i...

Saying, "I don't care about politics," is just another way of saying, "I'm too lazy to understand things." - Kyle Creek @sgrstk
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"So avoid using the word โ€˜veryโ€™ because itโ€™s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted...

"So avoid using the word โ€˜veryโ€™ because itโ€™s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Donโ€™t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also wonโ€™t do in your essays." โ€• N.H. Kleinbaum
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"Ambition is a poor excus...

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." โ€” Edgar Bergen
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โ€œObsessed is a word th...

โ€œObsessed is a word that the lazy use to describe the dedicated.โ€ -unknown
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"I choose a lazy person to do a ha...

"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." - Bill Gates
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What he [humanity] desires is comfort, inertia in short; the laziness of which the ...

What he [humanity] desires is comfort, inertia in short; the laziness of which the traveler spoke. He is right, men are just as lazy as they are timid. What they fear most is the responsibility that any unwanted knowledge may burden them with. - Nietzsche
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"Inspiration is a guest that...

"Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy." - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
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I Choose A Lazy Person To Do A Ha...

I Choose A Lazy Person To Do A Hard Job. Because A Lazy Person Will Find An Easy Way To Do It. - Bill Gates
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"If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your sta...

"If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy." โ€” Terry Pratchett (A Hat Full of Sky)
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"You can fi...

"You can fix lazy, you can't fix stupid."
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"Black and white is...

"Black and white is a lazy way to see the world" - Matt Wozniak
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The person who reads too much and us...

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. โ€”Albert Einstein
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"I don't think that I'm that la...

"I don't think that I'm that lazy. I think everything else is just happening too fast." - Kelley Deal
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God is a lazy ...

God is a lazy explanation for the universe - Veera
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โ€œIf you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and foll...

โ€œIf you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy." - Terry Pratchett
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"You can make almost anything sound positive by adding the word "courage." Shal...

"You can make almost anything sound positive by adding the word "courage." Shall I demonstrate? The courage to lie to your lover. The courage to betray your comrades. The courage to be a lazy bum. The courage to admit defeat." โ€” Mayoi Hachikuji
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"I Will always choose a lazy person t...

"I Will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job.... Because he will find an easy way to do It" - Bill Gates
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"Progress isn't made by early risers. ...

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something" - Robert Heinlein
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โ€œI choose a lazy person to do a ha...

โ€œI choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.โ€ - Bill Gates
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"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look ove...

"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead, Only then will you have done your share." -Phil Messina
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โ€œCrazy Fat is bet...

โ€œCrazy Fat is better than Lazy Fatโ€ โ€• Krishnendu Pramanick
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"What's wrong with being lazy? ...

"What's wrong with being lazy? Imagine there's a war and nobody bothers showing up" - Astrid Lindgren
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โ€œI will always chose a lazy person to...

โ€œI will always chose a lazy person to do a difficult jobโ€ฆ Because he/she will find an easy way to do it.โ€ ~ Bill Gates
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