Lawyers Quotes

β€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

β€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you”-unknown
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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick ,cops hope you're a criminal,mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
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"Good lawyers have littl...

"Good lawyers have little to no soul left" -- A pissed off me spouting hyperbole
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"Lawyers, I supp...

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." β€” Charles Lamb
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"Lawyers spend a great deal...

"Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke." β€” Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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A country run by law is a country ruined by lawyers. It is ...

A country run by law is a country ruined by lawyers. It is neurologically impossible for a lawyer or a military man to think creatively or to act in harmony with nature. Timothy Leary
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"Lawyers, I supp...

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." β€” Charles Lamb
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"Lawyers, I supp...

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." β€” Charles Lamb
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"Marriage is really tough bec...

"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." β€” Richard Pryor
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"Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, ...

"Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom." -Michael Ellner
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If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together...

If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It's hot!" - Doug Stanhope
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During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at ...

During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers? - P.J. O'Rourke
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"When it comes to our mistakes, we are very...

"When it comes to our mistakes, we are very good lawyers, but when it comes to the mistake of others, we are very good judges." -Unknown
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Lawyers, I ...

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
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"...that the monstrous collection of platitudes which they call a Constitution, which is ...

"...that the monstrous collection of platitudes which they call a Constitution, which is worse than useless because it can be twisted to mean anything you please by crooked lawyers and grafting politicos, is the ultimate human wisdom. Well, it ain't..." -- Sir Harry Flashman
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β€œJust look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, ...

β€œJust look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” -Michael Ellner
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Whoever tells t...

Whoever tells the best story wins. (Lawyers Quotes)
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"The only way you can b...

"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing." Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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.....And God Said: "Let there be Satan, so peop...

.....And God Said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me; and let there be lawyers, so people can't blame everything on Satan"
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98% of all lawyers gi...

98% of all lawyers give the other 2% a bad name...(Neil deGrasse Tyson)
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β€œTo hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anyt...

β€œTo hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and immaterial, as the lawyers say. The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.” ― Eugene O'Neill, The Iceman Cometh
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