Lawyer Quotes

β€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

β€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you”-unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
🚨︎ report

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick ,cops hope you're a criminal,mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
🚨︎ report

"Good lawyers have littl...

"Good lawyers have little to no soul left" -- A pissed off me spouting hyperbole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
🚨︎ report

"Lawyers, I supp...

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." β€” Charles Lamb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
🚨︎ report

"Lawyers spend a great deal...

"Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke." β€” Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
🚨︎ report

A country run by law is a country ruined by lawyers. It is ...

A country run by law is a country ruined by lawyers. It is neurologically impossible for a lawyer or a military man to think creatively or to act in harmony with nature. Timothy Leary
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
🚨︎ report

"Lawyers, I supp...

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." β€” Charles Lamb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
🚨︎ report

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd s...

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." β€” Joe Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
🚨︎ report

"Love has no plac...

"Love has no place in a lawyer's office." β€” Elizabeth Aston
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
🚨︎ report

"Lawyers, I supp...

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." β€” Charles Lamb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
🚨︎ report

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd s...

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." β€” Joe Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
🚨︎ report

"Marriage is really tough bec...

"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." β€” Richard Pryor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
🚨︎ report

"Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, ...

"Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom." -Michael Ellner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
🚨︎ report

Marriage: a tradition which would suffer considerab...

Marriage: a tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce lawyer -- Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
🚨︎ report

If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together...

If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It's hot!" - Doug Stanhope
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
🚨︎ report

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, maki...

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. ~Jimmy Fallon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
🚨︎ report

Make crime pa...

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
🚨︎ report

During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at ...

During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers? - P.J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
🚨︎ report

"When it comes to our mistakes, we are very...

"When it comes to our mistakes, we are very good lawyers, but when it comes to the mistake of others, we are very good judges." -Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
🚨︎ report

Come what may, never lie...

Come what may, never lie or be bad to you lawyer, doctor and barber. - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
🚨︎ report

Lawyers, I ...

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
🚨︎ report

"...that the monstrous collection of platitudes which they call a Constitution, which is ...

"...that the monstrous collection of platitudes which they call a Constitution, which is worse than useless because it can be twisted to mean anything you please by crooked lawyers and grafting politicos, is the ultimate human wisdom. Well, it ain't..." -- Sir Harry Flashman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
🚨︎ report

β€œJust look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, ...

β€œJust look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” -Michael Ellner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
🚨︎ report

You can only protect your liberties in this world by prot...

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom. You can only be free if I am free. -Clarence Darrow, lawyer and author (18 Apr 1857-1938)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
🚨︎ report

Whoever tells t...

Whoever tells the best story wins. (Lawyers Quotes)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
🚨︎ report

"But the person who scored well on an SAT will not necessarily be the bes...

"But the person who scored well on an SAT will not necessarily be the best doctor or the best lawyer or the best businessman. These tests do not measure character, leadership, creativity, perseverance." -William Julius Wilson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
🚨︎ report

He who has provoked the lash of wit, canno...

He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it. -James Boswell, biographer and lawyer (29 Oct 1740-1795)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
🚨︎ report

"The only way you can b...

"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing." Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
🚨︎ report

In the presence of eternity, the mountains ...

In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. -Robert Green Ingersoll, lawyer and orator (11 Aug 1833-1899)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
🚨︎ report

.....And God Said: "Let there be Satan, so peop...

.....And God Said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me; and let there be lawyers, so people can't blame everything on Satan"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
🚨︎ report

A lawyer with a briefcase...

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. ~ Mario Puzo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
🚨︎ report

98% of all lawyers gi...

98% of all lawyers give the other 2% a bad name...(Neil deGrasse Tyson)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
🚨︎ report

"There is only one thing...

"There is only one thing worse than a lawyer, a child molester" Rip Torn in ...
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
🚨︎ report

β€œTo hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anyt...

β€œTo hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and immaterial, as the lawyers say. The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.” ― Eugene O'Neill, The Iceman Cometh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
🚨︎ report