Lawn Quotes

"The only thing worse than a cold or hot w...

"The only thing worse than a cold or hot war is a mildly infuriating one. Get off my lawn you kids!?" -- Dennis the menance's old man
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"I'm about to mow this pla...

"I'm about to mow this place down like a septegenarian's side lawn" -- Shooter McGavin
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โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the ti...

โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.โ€ โ€• Jack Kerouac
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"The grass is always greener ...

"The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore." โ€” Randy K. Milholland
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"Maybe if you would water your own ...

"Maybe if you would water your own lawn the grass would be greener on your side" - My 6th grade science teacher.
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"That man has no rega...

"That man has no regard for lawn maintenance." - Tony Stark, about Thor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 30
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Because in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the tim...

Because in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. - Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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"Because in the end, you won't remember the t...

"Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain." - Kerouac
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โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the ti...

โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.โ€ - Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the ti...

โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.โ€ -Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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"He wore his happiness like a mask and the girl had run o...

"He wore his happiness like a mask and the girl had run off across the lawn with the mask and there was no way of going to knock on her door and ask for it back."- Fahrenheit 451
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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"They're a rotten crowd," I shouted acr...

"They're a rotten crowd," I shouted across the lawn. "You're worth the whole damn bunch put together." -F. Scott Fitzgerald
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"The individual is content with the hyp...

"The individual is content with the hypocrisy that is civilization until the word beats a path to their front lawn" - unkown
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"Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn, Hundreds of bee...

"Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn, Hundreds of bees in the purple clover, Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn, But only one mother the wide world over." โ€” George Cooper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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"Sometimes, your dick is the pu...

"Sometimes, your dick is the pull cord that starts the lawn mower of insanity." - /u/super_awesome_jr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller...

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." PJ O'Rourke
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