Laugh Quotes

“It’s one thing to make peo...

“It’s one thing to make people laugh, it’s another to make people smile”- Norm Macdonald
📅︎ Jan 31
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"When a person can no longer la...

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." — Thomas Szasz
📅︎ Mar 04
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“I always knew looking back on the tears w...

“I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry“ - unknown
📅︎ Feb 09
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“We are here to laugh at the odds an...

“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.” - Charles Bukowski
📅︎ Mar 05
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“The mirror is my best fri...

“The mirror is my best friend, because when i cry it never laughs” - charlie chaplin
📅︎ Mar 12
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"For me, a hearty 'belly lau...

"For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world." - Bennett Cerf
📅︎ Mar 14
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"You don't stop laughing because ...

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." — Michael Pritchard
📅︎ Mar 12
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You can get angry at this...

You can get angry at this and lash out at the world, or laugh at it. -Jim Jeffery
📅︎ Mar 02
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''If we couldn't la...

''If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane'' --- Robert Frost
📅︎ Jan 16
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"Laugh, and the world la...

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone" - Oldboy (2003)
📅︎ Mar 01
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"The man who laughs in th...

"The man who laughs in the face of evil, that evil has no power over him." -Unknown
📅︎ Feb 13
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"The definition of the true savage is...

"The definition of the true savage is that he laughs when he hurts you; and howls when you hurt him." —G. K. Chesterton
📅︎ Mar 02
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Seduction is about intelligence and...

Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me - Ricardo Tisci
📅︎ Feb 22
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"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone w...

"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."- Friedrich Nietzsche
📅︎ Feb 10
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"The same thing t...

"The same thing that make us laugh make us cry" -Big smoke
📅︎ Jan 24
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"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, ...

"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." --Khalil Gibran
📅︎ Feb 13
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"Being a people pleaser means making people...

"Being a people pleaser means making people happy, no matter what. Even if it means laughing With them, or letting them laugh At You" -me
📅︎ Feb 29
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“He who laughs first...

“He who laughs first inhales most of the noxious fumes” — A wise man
📅︎ Jan 31
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"If you want to see how much power someone ha...

"If you want to see how much power someone has, watch when they make a joke that isn't funny- and see how many people laugh anyways." -Unknown
📅︎ Nov 27
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"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They...

"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. "And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard." - Adrian Edmondson
📅︎ Feb 12
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"To see a man fearless in dangers, untainted with lusts, happy in adversity, composed in a tumult,...

"To see a man fearless in dangers, untainted with lusts, happy in adversity, composed in a tumult, and laughing at all those things which are generally either coveted or feared, all men must acknowledge that this can be from nothing else but a beam of divinity that influences a mortal body." -Seneca
📅︎ Feb 13
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"I never would have made it if I could not have laug...

"I never would have made it if I could not have laughed. It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation, just enough to make it livable." - Viktor Frankl
📅︎ Feb 03
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"You can't take yourself seriously. I learned that being a straight man. Th...

"You can't take yourself seriously. I learned that being a straight man. That's what I do on Just a Minute - laugh at myself and they make jokes at my expense. But that's what life's about, isn't it? Having fun." - Nicholas Parsons
📅︎ Jan 28
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"The dark thought, the shame, t...

"The dark thought, the shame, the malice — meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in." —Rumi
📅︎ Feb 13
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Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, ...

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children. —KAHLIL GIBRAN
📅︎ Jan 21
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"So let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expe...

"So let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we. Remember, they're just jokes, we're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel." -Ricky Gervais, Golden Globes 2020
📅︎ Jan 07
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"Mirror is my best friend...

"Mirror is my best friend, because when i cry it never laughs." — Charlie Chaplin
📅︎ Nov 05
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you thi...

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside – remembering all the times you’ve felt that way." ... Charles Bukowski
📅︎ Jan 23
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"We should consider every day lost on which we have not danc...

"We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." --Friedrich Nietzsche
📅︎ Jan 19
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“If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full d...

“If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.” ~ Jimmy Valvano
📅︎ Dec 28
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"To be able to laugh at ev...

"To be able to laugh at evil and error means we have surmounted them." -Wylie Sypher
📅︎ Jan 07
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"Everyone is so afraid of death, but the...

"Everyone is so afraid of death, but the real sufis just laugh. What strikes the oyster shell does not damage the pearl." --Rumi
📅︎ Dec 09
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"A good laugh is suns...

"A good laugh is sunshine in the house." - William Makepeace Thackeray
📅︎ Dec 08
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"The best way to make sure that yo...

"The best way to make sure that you don't feel bad when people laugh at you is to laugh at yourself." -Myself
📅︎ Dec 13
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He who laughs th...

He who laughs the least, laughs the loudest. - Unknown
📅︎ Dec 03
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Each time I see the Upside-Down Man Standing in the water, I look at him and sta...

Each time I see the Upside-Down Man Standing in the water, I look at him and start to laugh, Although I shouldn't oughtter. For maybe in another world, Another time, Another town, Maybe HE is right side up And I am upside down. - Shel Silverstein
📅︎ Nov 21
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"When I got older, when I opened my eyes ...

"When I got older, when I opened my eyes and saw the real world, I began to laugh and I haven’t stopped since." - Søren Kierkegaard
📅︎ Nov 11
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"A good laugh and a ...

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything"
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"It's so easy to laugh, it's so...

"It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate; it takes strength to be gentle and kind." - Morrissey
📅︎ Oct 21
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"Why do you laugh? Change ...

"Why do you laugh? Change but the name, and the story is told of yourself." --Horace
📅︎ Nov 12
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"If you're going to tel...

"If you're going to tell the truth, make people laugh, or they'll kill you"
📅︎ Sep 09
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"I just want real reactions. I want peop...

"I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut-or get angry from the gut." - Andy Kaufman
📅︎ Oct 31
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“That man is a success who has...

“That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much.” — Robert Louis Stevenson
📅︎ Nov 23
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“If in your fear you would seek only love’s peace and love’s pleasure, then it is better for you ...

“If in your fear you would seek only love’s peace and love’s pleasure, then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love’s threshing-floor, into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears.” -Kahlil Gibran
📅︎ Nov 22
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“You can tell how sm...

“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” —Tina Fey
📅︎ Sep 22
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“Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to fr...

“Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” ~Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday
📅︎ Oct 06
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"I can tell how smar...

"I can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at" - Tina Fey
📅︎ Oct 09
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“I’d rather laugh with...

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” -Billy Joel
📅︎ Oct 29
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"The secret to living well and longer ...

"The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure." --Tibetan Proverb
📅︎ Aug 09
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“Excessive sorrow l...

“Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps.” — William Blake
📅︎ Oct 18
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“Always laugh when ...

“Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.” - Lord Byron
📅︎ Oct 10
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"If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and...

"If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man ... just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
📅︎ Mar 01
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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredien...

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities." — Dr. Seuss
📅︎ Sep 12
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“Never’s the word God...

“Never’s the word God listens for when He needs a laugh” - Stephen King
📅︎ Sep 19
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They called the one eyed man mad, when he proclaimed he could...

They called the one eyed man mad, when he proclaimed he could see more than them. As they walked away, the one eyed man laughed; for he saw what they, with their blindfolds on, could not. -Me
📅︎ Nov 23
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Oh they used to laugh at me When I refused to...

Oh they used to laugh at me When I refused to ride On all those double-decker buses All because there was no driver on the top - Joni Mitchell
📅︎ Oct 13
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"New technology, on Earth, just means something you will l...

"New technology, on Earth, just means something you will laugh at in five years. Value the stuff you won’t laugh at in five years. Like love. Or a good poem. Or the sky." --Matt Haig
📅︎ Oct 08
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The same things th...

The same things that make us laugh, makes us cry" - Big Smoke
📅︎ Aug 28
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"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find ...

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh." — W. H. Auden
📅︎ Sep 29
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"As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn't matter how, I'll be alright. If i succeed in that, t...

"As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn't matter how, I'll be alright. If i succeed in that, the human beings probably won't mind it too much if I remain outside their lives. The one thing I must avoid is becoming offensive in their eyes: I shall be nothing, the wind, the sky." - No longer human
📅︎ Sep 16
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"God is a comedian pla...

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~ Voltaire
📅︎ Aug 18
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“The same things ...

“The same things that make us laugh make us cry” -Big Smoke
📅︎ Sep 02
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“If your life isn’t just a joke th...

“If your life isn’t just a joke then why are we laughing?” -Dead by My Chemical Romance (black parade album)
📅︎ Oct 23
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“To laugh often; to win the respect of intel...

“To laugh often; to win the respect of intelligent people, to leave the world a bit better; this is to have succeeded." Ralph Waldo Emerson
📅︎ Feb 03
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“I have striven not to laugh at human actions, no...

“I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, not to hate them, but to understand them.” -Baruch Spinoza, Tractatus Politicus, 1676
📅︎ Aug 22
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"Life is sometimes har...

"Life is sometimes hard and you have to laugh your way through it." -Madea
📅︎ Jul 27
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"This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers ...

"This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. Then death comes like dawn, and you wake up laughing at what you thought was your grief." —Rumi
📅︎ Oct 06
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“If you can make a woman...

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.” ― Marilyn Monroe
📅︎ Aug 07
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"Laugh and the world laug...

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." — Anthony Burgess
📅︎ Aug 12
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In bed we laugh, in bed we cry. And born in...

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry. And born in bed, in bed we die; The near approach a bed may show of huan bliss to human woe. -- Johnson
📅︎ Jul 14
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"Those who can laugh without cause have e...

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." — Norm Papernick
📅︎ Jul 15
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"Everybody suffers, and when ...

"Everybody suffers, and when we have the nerve to ask why, God looks down at us and laughs" -Me
📅︎ Sep 14
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“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. When a...

“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says that something isn’t funny, you’d better not laugh” ~Homer Simpson
📅︎ Aug 13
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Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, & when you sleep, really to slee...

Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, & when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, & when you laugh, laugh like hell, & when you get angry, get good & angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough. - W Saroyan
📅︎ Aug 05
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"When a person can no longer la...

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." — Thomas Szasz
📅︎ Apr 22
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"Oh, come on. If you can't...

"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?" — Unknown
📅︎ Aug 14
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If you laugh at t...

If you laugh at the face of adversity, you are bulletproof.
📅︎ Aug 30
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"God is a comedian pla...

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." — Voltaire
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"When you want ...

"When you want to cry, laugh when you're sad, smile."
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"The burden of the self is...

"The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself." -- Rabindranath Tagore
📅︎ Jul 25
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"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, ...

"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." — Dame Edna Everage
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"Blessed are those who can ...

"Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
📅︎ Mar 04
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"Half the world talks, with half a mind on what they say. Half the world walks, with half a mi...

"Half the world talks, with half a mind on what they say. Half the world walks, with half a mind to run away. Half the world lies, half the world learns,half the world flies, as half the world turns. Half the world cries, half the world laughs, half the world tries to be the other half."
📅︎ May 09
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"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is ...

"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be." — William Hazlitt
📅︎ Jun 12
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Perhaps the greatest magic of the human spirit is the a...

Perhaps the greatest magic of the human spirit is the ability to laugh, at ourselves, at each other, and at our sometimes hopeless situation. Laughter normalized our lives.
📅︎ Jun 19
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If people are not laughing at ...

If people are not laughing at your goals, your goals are too small.-Azim Premji(founder of Wipro)
📅︎ Apr 24
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“I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and si...

“I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.” — Dr. Suess
📅︎ Aug 27
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