Larry Quotes

After a year of therapy, my psy...

After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone." - Larry Brown
📅︎ Mar 01
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"I think Superman should go on the Larry King sh...

"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to." — Dave Barry
📅︎ Jan 18
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"One doesn't have a...

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." — Larry Gelbart
📅︎ Dec 29
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Sometimes there'...

Sometimes there's no point in giving up. ...Larry Niven
📅︎ Dec 10
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“People hate the truth...

“People hate the truth. Luckily, the truth does not care.” ― Larry Winget
📅︎ Jun 23
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“After a year of therapy, my ps...

“After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.” ― Larry Brown
📅︎ Mar 04
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"The word 'politics' is derived from the word ...

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." — Larry Hardiman
📅︎ Dec 01
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"One doesn't have a...

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." — Larry Gelbart
📅︎ Jan 11
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“After a year of therapy, my ps...

“After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.” ― Larry Brown
📅︎ Nov 14
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"There are four boxes to be used in the de...

"There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. Please use in that order." - Larry McDonald
📅︎ Jun 14
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"Anyone can be confident with a full hea...

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man--there's your diamond in the rough." – Larry David
📅︎ Jul 30
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Let's not cloud th...

Let's not cloud the issue with facts. —Larry Tate, Bewitched
📅︎ Oct 21
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I don't like talking to people I kn...

I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with. —Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
📅︎ Oct 07
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"When you innovate, you've got...

"When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts". Larry Ellison
📅︎ Mar 08
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"My first rule of conversation is this: I never learn a thing while I’m talki...

"My first rule of conversation is this: I never learn a thing while I’m talking. I realize every morning that nothing I say today will teach me anything, so if I’m going to learn a lot today, I’ll have to do it by listening." - Larry King
📅︎ Aug 11
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I was planning on my future as ...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. - Larry David
📅︎ Oct 28
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“I don’t want to spoil your fun, you’re...

“I don’t want to spoil your fun, you’re having a good time. I just wanna saying it’s idiotic what you’re doing.”- Larry David
📅︎ Oct 11
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"You see everything whe...

"You see everything when the world doesn't see you." -Larry from AHS: Hotel
📅︎ Sep 05
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"I never learned a...

"I never learned anything while I was talking." - Larry King
📅︎ Oct 30
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"I've got a theory that if you give...

"I've got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end." - Larry Bird
📅︎ Mar 09
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“The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have ...

“The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!” ― Larry Niven
📅︎ Mar 30
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"Laziness, Impatience and Hu...

"Laziness, Impatience and Hubris are the three great virtues of a programmer" -- Larry Wall
📅︎ Jun 26
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When you innovate, you’ve got ...

When you innovate, you’ve got to be prepared for everyone telling you you’re nuts. Larry Ellison
📅︎ Sep 04
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"Failure does not com...

"Failure does not come from losing, but from not trying." -Larry Brown
📅︎ Feb 25
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“Every election is determine...

“Every election is determined by the people who show up.” ― Larry J. Sabato, Pendulum Swing
📅︎ Nov 09
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"It’s hard being black. You ever been bla...

"It’s hard being black. You ever been black? I was black once—when I was poor." - Larry Holmes, former heavyweight boxing champion
📅︎ Dec 16
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"Anyone can be confident with a full hea...

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough" - Larry David
📅︎ Nov 24
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Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu a...

Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu at Old Homestead [in NYC]? Nope — Japan sells its rare Kobe beef to just three restaurants in the United States, and 212 Steakhouse is the only one in New York.—Larry Olmstead
📅︎ Jul 11
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The ability not to feel bad must be quite the gift. People like me can't torture...

The ability not to feel bad must be quite the gift. People like me can't torture ourselves or we end up swinging from the end of a rope. But to have no empathy is a straight up mental illness COMBINED with an almost infinite evil.----Larry A. Sneed
📅︎ Jan 02
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"It's easy to be a holy man...

"It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain." -Larry Darrel, from The Razor's Edge
📅︎ Mar 31
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Nothing is as interes...

Nothing is as interesting as other people's business! *Larry Herbert*
📅︎ Jul 12
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The flow of ideas is conv...

The flow of ideas is conversely proportional to the flow of money! *Larry Herbert*
📅︎ Jul 12
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"Haters gonna hate ...

"Haters gonna hate and conflaters gonna conflate." -Larry Wilmore
📅︎ Nov 18
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"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'...

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf, and I try to imagine what it would be like not to be able to hear them. It's not so bad." - Larry David
📅︎ Jun 07
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"When you innovate, you’ve got to be...

"When you innovate, you’ve got to be prepared for everyone telling you you’re nuts." – Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle
📅︎ Dec 06
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"The world won’t change for the better unless we trus...

"The world won’t change for the better unless we trust people. Trust is vital in a peaceful world. But that will never happen." - Larry "Pixy" Foulke, Ace Combat Zero
📅︎ Mar 22
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The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have ...

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right! ~Larry Niven
📅︎ Jul 09
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The average per...

The average person thinks he isn't. -Larry Lorenzoni
📅︎ Dec 23
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"It may be true that the world has no need of borders. But would getting rid of them rea...

"It may be true that the world has no need of borders. But would getting rid of them really change anything? The world won't change for the better unless we trust people. Trust is vital in a peaceful world. But that will never happen."-Larry "Pixy" Foulke, Ace Combat Zero
📅︎ Nov 21
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"Pressure is a Privil...

"Pressure is a Privilege" - Larry Fitzgerald on dealing with pressure
📅︎ Oct 31
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