Larry Quotes

After a year of therapy, my psy...

After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone." - Larry Brown
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"I think Superman should go on the Larry King sh...

"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to." โ€” Dave Barry
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"One doesn't have a...

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." โ€” Larry Gelbart
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Sometimes there'...

Sometimes there's no point in giving up. ...Larry Niven
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โ€œPeople hate the truth...

โ€œPeople hate the truth. Luckily, the truth does not care.โ€ โ€• Larry Winget
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โ€œAfter a year of therapy, my ps...

โ€œAfter a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.โ€ โ€• Larry Brown
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"The word 'politics' is derived from the word ...

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." โ€” Larry Hardiman
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"One doesn't have a...

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." โ€” Larry Gelbart
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โ€œAfter a year of therapy, my ps...

โ€œAfter a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.โ€ โ€• Larry Brown
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"There are four boxes to be used in the de...

"There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. Please use in that order." - Larry McDonald
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"Anyone can be confident with a full hea...

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man--there's your diamond in the rough." โ€“ Larry David
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Let's not cloud th...

Let's not cloud the issue with facts. โ€”Larry Tate, Bewitched
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I don't like talking to people I kn...

I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with. โ€”Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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"When you innovate, you've got...

"When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts". Larry Ellison
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"My first rule of conversation is this: I never learn a thing while Iโ€™m talki...

"My first rule of conversation is this: I never learn a thing while Iโ€™m talking. I realize every morning that nothing I say today will teach me anything, so if Iโ€™m going to learn a lot today, Iโ€™ll have to do it by listening." - Larry King
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I was planning on my future as ...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. - Larry David
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โ€œI donโ€™t want to spoil your fun, youโ€™re...

โ€œI donโ€™t want to spoil your fun, youโ€™re having a good time. I just wanna saying itโ€™s idiotic what youโ€™re doing.โ€- Larry David
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"You see everything whe...

"You see everything when the world doesn't see you." -Larry from AHS: Hotel
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"I never learned a...

"I never learned anything while I was talking." - Larry King
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"I've got a theory that if you give...

"I've got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end." - Larry Bird
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โ€œThe dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have ...

โ€œThe dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!โ€ โ€• Larry Niven
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"Laziness, Impatience and Hu...

"Laziness, Impatience and Hubris are the three great virtues of a programmer" -- Larry Wall
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When you innovate, youโ€™ve got ...

When you innovate, youโ€™ve got to be prepared for everyone telling you youโ€™re nuts. Larry Ellison
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"Failure does not com...

"Failure does not come from losing, but from not trying." -Larry Brown
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โ€œEvery election is determine...

โ€œEvery election is determined by the people who show up.โ€ โ€• Larry J. Sabato, Pendulum Swing
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"Itโ€™s hard being black. You ever been bla...

"Itโ€™s hard being black. You ever been black? I was black onceโ€”when I was poor." - Larry Holmes, former heavyweight boxing champion
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"Anyone can be confident with a full hea...

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough" - Larry David
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Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu a...

Think you're getting Kobe steak when you order the $350 "Kobe steak" off the menu at Old Homestead [in NYC]? Nope โ€” Japan sells its rare Kobe beef to just three restaurants in the United States, and 212 Steakhouse is the only one in New York.โ€”Larry Olmstead
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The ability not to feel bad must be quite the gift. People like me can't torture...

The ability not to feel bad must be quite the gift. People like me can't torture ourselves or we end up swinging from the end of a rope. But to have no empathy is a straight up mental illness COMBINED with an almost infinite evil.----Larry A. Sneed
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"It's easy to be a holy man...

"It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain." -Larry Darrel, from The Razor's Edge
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Nothing is as interes...

Nothing is as interesting as other people's business! *Larry Herbert*
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The flow of ideas is conv...

The flow of ideas is conversely proportional to the flow of money! *Larry Herbert*
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"Haters gonna hate ...

"Haters gonna hate and conflaters gonna conflate." -Larry Wilmore
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"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'...

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf, and I try to imagine what it would be like not to be able to hear them. It's not so bad." - Larry David
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"When you innovate, youโ€™ve got to be...

"When you innovate, youโ€™ve got to be prepared for everyone telling you youโ€™re nuts." โ€“ Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle
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"The world wonโ€™t change for the better unless we trus...

"The world wonโ€™t change for the better unless we trust people. Trust is vital in a peaceful world. But that will never happen." - Larry "Pixy" Foulke, Ace Combat Zero
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The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have ...

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right! ~Larry Niven
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The average per...

The average person thinks he isn't. -Larry Lorenzoni
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"It may be true that the world has no need of borders. But would getting rid of them rea...

"It may be true that the world has no need of borders. But would getting rid of them really change anything? The world won't change for the better unless we trust people. Trust is vital in a peaceful world. But that will never happen."-Larry "Pixy" Foulke, Ace Combat Zero
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"Pressure is a Privil...

"Pressure is a Privilege" - Larry Fitzgerald on dealing with pressure
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