Larry david Quotes

"Anyone can be confident with a full hea...

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man--there's your diamond in the rough." โ€“ Larry David
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I don't like talking to people I kn...

I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with. โ€”Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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I was planning on my future as ...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. - Larry David
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โ€œI donโ€™t want to spoil your fun, youโ€™re...

โ€œI donโ€™t want to spoil your fun, youโ€™re having a good time. I just wanna saying itโ€™s idiotic what youโ€™re doing.โ€- Larry David
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"Anyone can be confident with a full hea...

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough" - Larry David
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"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'...

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf, and I try to imagine what it would be like not to be able to hear them. It's not so bad." - Larry David
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