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β€œIn the game of ...

β€œIn the game of life, a card laid is a card played” -?
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I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should ha...

I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should have gone to prison. I definitely deserved to go to prison. But I did 30 days in jail and got laid and drank beer, because that's the power of cash. That's fucked up. -Vince Neil
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"If all the girls who attended the Y...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." β€” Dorothy Parker
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"Common sense is nothing more than a dep...

"Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before you reach eighteen." -- Albert Einstein
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"If all the girls who attended the Yal...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I shouldn't be at all surprised." -- -- Dorothy Parker
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"Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine....

"Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator." -- Mark Lawrence
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"If all the girls who attended the Y...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." β€” Dorothy Parker
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β€œI cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words...

β€œI cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
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β€œNever tell anyone he has no talent. That you may not say. That you d...

β€œNever tell anyone he has no talent. That you may not say. That you do not know. That is the one absolute prohibition laid down.” β€”MARTHA GRAHAM, QUOTED IN Martha: The Life and Work of Martha Graham, Agnes de Mille
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"Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine....

"Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator." -- Mark Lawrence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed ...

"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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In truth, both the greatest of beauty and u...

In truth, both the greatest of beauty and ugliness are laid bare for all to judge, misjudge, and destroy ~ Something I wrote in my books
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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We have not laid a secure foundation for any statement on ...

We have not laid a secure foundation for any statement on this subject unless we have made it clear that "women's rights" are identical with "human rights". -Catherine H. Dall, 1867
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be to be whe...

"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be to be when your trying to get laid...if you can be that person all the time you will have a much better life" -Joe Rogan
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Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine....

Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator. -- Mark Lawrence
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"If you want to get laid, get good at ...

"If you want to get laid, get good at cooking dinners. If you want to get married, get good at cooking breakfasts" - Dad
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β€œIf you want to get laid, go to...

β€œIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ― Frank Zappa
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"He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread...

"He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of incidence, chaos will soon reign." - Victor Hugo
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If all our misfortunes were laid in one pile from whic...

If all our misfortunes were laid in one pile from which everyone had to take an equal portion, most people would be content to take back their own and depart. --Socrates
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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"When I look at my family I have alwa...

"When I look at my family I have always thought, you all exist because I got laid" - Nana, Bent101.com (comedy series)
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If all the girls who attended the Yal...

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end---I shouldn't be at all surprised. -- Dorothy Parker
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"Common sense is nothing more than a de...

"Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before you reach eighteen." Albert Einstein
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"Man ultimately finds nothing more in things than he himself has laid in...

"Man ultimately finds nothing more in things than he himself has laid in them-this process of finding again is science, the actual process of laying a meaning in things, is art, religion, love, pride." - Frederich Nietzsche
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"Nobody ever laid in his deathbed and wished he had w...

"Nobody ever laid in his deathbed and wished he had worked longer hours or watched more TV. If you're going to waste time, at least do it with your buddies."-Anonymous
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"The heart is pathetic. Easily bruised by its own ambition to set out a...

"The heart is pathetic. Easily bruised by its own ambition to set out and conquer the world laid before each breath. Compromising my desires and needs with a test to be itself. An evaluation that at times is impossible."
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We laid a lot of ...

We laid a lot of memories down, like tattoos on this town.
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"Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and rise of the sons of Arius, there was an age...

"Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and rise of the sons of Arius, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms laid spread across the world. Hither came Conan the Cimerrian, sword in hand...Now, let me tell you of the days of high adventure..." Narrator (Conan the Destroyer)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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"If all economists were la...

"If all economists were laid end to end they would not reach a conclusion." -Unknown
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It is a strange moment when one realizes that one's life is now measured in min...

It is a strange moment when one realizes that one's life is now measured in minutes, and that whatever great plans might have been laid are now all moot and pointless and - in the great burning clarity of the instant - trivial. - Johannes Cabal
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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be lai...

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, & I require the same from them." - John Wayne 'The Shootist'
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When Alexander's sarcophagus was brought from its shrine, Augustus gazed at the body, then laid a...

When Alexander's sarcophagus was brought from its shrine, Augustus gazed at the body, then laid a crown of gold on its glass case and scattered some flowers to pay his respects. When they asked if he would like to see Ptolemy too, "I wished to see a king," he replied, "I did not wish to see corpses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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