Kurt vonnegut Quotes

Aside from battles, the history of nations seemed to consist of nothing b...

Aside from battles, the history of nations seemed to consist of nothing but powerless old poops like myself, heavily medicated and vaguely beloved in the long ago, coming to kiss the boots of young psychopaths. ...Kurt Vonnegut
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We're terrible animals. I think that the...

We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should. ... Kurt Vonnegut
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Plato says that the unexamined life is not w...

Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well? ...Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œThe good Earth โ€” we could ha...

โ€œThe good Earth โ€” we could have saved it, but we were too damn cheap and lazy.โ€ ~ Kurt Vonnegut
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"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for ...

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
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"Cigar smoke made hi...

"Cigar smoke made him smell like the mouth of hell." - Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œWhere is home? Iโ€™ve wondered where home is, and I realized itโ€™s not Mars or someplace like that...

โ€œWhere is home? Iโ€™ve wondered where home is, and I realized itโ€™s not Mars or someplace like that, itโ€™s Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And thereโ€™s no way I can get there again.โ€ Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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"Like so many Americans, she was trying t...

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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That is my principal objection to life, ...

That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes. -Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œTrue terror is to wake up one morning...

โ€œTrue terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.โ€ -- Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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We are what we pretend to b...

We are what we pretend to be so we must be careful what we pretend to be. -Kurt Vonnegut
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"One of the few good things about modern times: If ...

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." ~ Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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โ€œLaughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to fr...

โ€œLaughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.โ€ ~Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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โ€œAll persons, living a...

โ€œAll persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œThatโ€™s one thing Earthlings might learn to do, ...

โ€œThatโ€™s one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones. โ€œ ~ Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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โ€œBe soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do n...

โ€œBe soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.โ€ - Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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โ€œScience is m...

โ€œScience is magic that works.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œJust because you can read, write, and do...

โ€œJust because you can read, write, and do a little math doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œDear future generations: Please ac...

โ€œDear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution...

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
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"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for ...

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 30
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"The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would b...

"The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn't want to be used by anybody." - Kurt Vonnegut
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"Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, yo...

"Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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โ€œI urge you to please notice when you are happy, ...

โ€œI urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, โ€˜If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.โ€™โ€ -Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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โ€œYou know what truth is? ... Itโ€™s some crazy thing my neighbor belie...

โ€œYou know what truth is? ... Itโ€™s some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I ask him what he believes. He tells me, and I say, โ€˜Yeah, yeah โ€“ ainโ€™t it the truth?'โ€ -Kurt Vonnegut
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"...But I felt then as I feel now, that I would have given my life to save...

"...But I felt then as I feel now, that I would have given my life to save Dresden for the World's generations to come. That is how everyone should feel about every city on Earth." - Kurt Vonnegut, Wailing Shall Be In All Streets
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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"All of the true things that I am about to tell you are...

"All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (relating the first sentence of The Books of Bokonon in his novel Cat's Cradle)
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"One of the few good things about modern times: If ...

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œAnd a step backward after making a...

โ€œAnd a step backward after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right directionโ€ - Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Another flaw in human character is t...

Another flaw in human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. โ€”Kurt Vonnegut
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"Like so many Americans, she was trying t...

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
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Dear future generations: Please a...

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel...

"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œDo you realize that all great literature is all abo...

โ€œDo you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn't it such a relief to have somebody say that?โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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"Those who believe i...

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand" โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œAnd yet another moral occurs t...

โ€œAnd yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œThere are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no g...

โ€œThere are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œHow complicated and unpr...

โ€œHow complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really isโ€ -Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œThe most important message of a crucifix, was ho...

โ€œThe most important message of a crucifix, was how cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority.โ€ -Kurt Vonnegut
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"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...

"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful." โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
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"Mere opinions, in fact, were as likely to govern peopl...

"Mere opinions, in fact, were as likely to govern people's actions as hard evidence, and were subject to sudden reversals as hard evidence could never be." - Kurt Vonnegut
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"We are who we pretend to be, ...

"We are who we pretend to be, so we have to be careful about what we pretend to be" -Kurt Vonnegut
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"Of all the words in mice and men...

"Of all the words in mice and men, the saddest are, 'It might have been. '" -Kurt Vonnegut (Cat's Cradle)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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We have to continually be jumpi...

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down. Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œThere is no order in the world around us, we ...

โ€œThere is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.โ€ โ€”Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œWe are what we pretend to b...

โ€œWe are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.โ€ - Kurt Vonnegut
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"True terror is to wake up one mornin...

"True terror is to wake up one morning and realize that your high school class is running the country."- Kurt Vonnegut
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Of all the words of mice ...

Of all the words of mice and men the saddest are it might have been โ€” Kurt Vonnegut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 14
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"And how did we then face the odds / Of man's rude slaps...

"And how did we then face the odds / Of man's rude slapstick, yes, and God's? / Quite at home and unafraid, Thank you, /In a game our dreams remade." ~Kurt Vonnegut (Slapstick)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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โ€œWe are what we pretend to be, so w...

โ€œWe are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
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"Another flaw in the human character i...

"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.โ€ โ€”Kurt Vonnegut
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"There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph ...

"There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Maffia." - Kurt Vonnegut
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โ€œAnother flaw in the human character i...

โ€œAnother flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut
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Human beings will be happier...not when they cure cancer or get to...

Human beings will be happier...not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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โ€œI was a victim of a s...

โ€œI was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.โ€ โ€• Kurt Vonnegut,
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