Kitchen Quotes

I don't want you to do it. I...

I don't want you to do it. I want you to teach me how to do it. β€”Claire Walsh, The Kitchen
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Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a muble-gumble song, Whis...

Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a muble-gumble song, Whistle through your comb. Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. -S. Silverstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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"If you can’t stand th...

"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." - Harry S. Truman
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"If you can't stand th...

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." - Harry S. Truman
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β€œShow me a man who lives alone and has a perpetual...

β€œShow me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.” - Bukowski
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"It costs absolut...

"It costs absolutely nothing to be nice" -Freddie Kitchens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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I need help finding where this quote is from. "Who throws a kit...

I need help finding where this quote is from. "Who throws a kitchen sink!? Who carries a sink for the purpose of throwing!?" Or is there another subreddit I can post on to find where this is from
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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"Never miss a good ...

"Never miss a good chance to shut up" β€” The sign in my kitchen.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"If you can't stand t...

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." - Harry S Truman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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" It's all about perspective. The sink...

" It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen." --Unknown
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"I'm in the k...

"I'm in the kitchen. Yams erwhere." - 2Chainz
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"In large states public education will always ...

"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the food usually bad." -Friedrich Nietzsche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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