Kids Quotes

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't...

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood." โ€” Tom Hanks
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โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids...

โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.โ€ - Dan Savage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be ru...

"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." โ€” Marcus Bridgstocke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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โ€œThose teenagers who sit in their rooms crying t...

โ€œThose teenagers who sit in their rooms crying themselves to sleep at night, were once kids with light in their eyes and hope in their heart.โ€ - Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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"Kids are a ...

"Kids are a marginal thing" -my math teacher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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โ€œI always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you k...

โ€œI always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand. Always. But you gotta keep dancing, you gotta keep your feet moving.โ€ - Morgan Freeman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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โ€œI often tell young kids โ€˜donโ€™t ever count yourself outโ€™. Youโ€™ll never know ...

โ€œI often tell young kids โ€˜donโ€™t ever count yourself outโ€™. Youโ€™ll never know how good you are unless you try. Dream the impossible and go out and make it happen. I walked on the moon. What canโ€™t you do?โ€ โ€” Gene Cernan, Apollo astronaut
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Why is it that our pockets are only empty when it comes to education and healthcare for our kids?...

Why is it that our pockets are only empty when it comes to education and healthcare for our kids? We only have empty pockets when it comes to the morally right things to do, but for tax cuts for billionaires and unlimited war, we seem to be able to invent that money very easily. - Alexandria Cortes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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As kids, we imagine small things as huge, fanta...

As kids, we imagine small things as huge, fantastic and interesting. As adults, we imagine huge things as small, ordinary and dull. ~Infinite Radius
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Infants and Kids make us see...

Infants and Kids make us see the same old World in a refreshingly New Light ~Infinite Radius
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โ€œDo you think God stays in heaven b...

โ€œDo you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what heโ€™s created?โ€ -Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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โ€œI hope that the kids, while they sing along to my ...

โ€œI hope that the kids, while they sing along to my songs or dance to it, feel that life is not that bad at all. Even for just a minute.โ€œ - John "Scatman" Larkin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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"The only thing worse than a cold or hot w...

"The only thing worse than a cold or hot war is a mildly infuriating one. Get off my lawn you kids!?" -- Dennis the menance's old man
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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โ€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want a...

โ€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.โ€ โ€“ Richard Lamm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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โ€œRaise your kids and spoil your...

โ€œRaise your kids and spoil your grandkids, or spoil your kids and raise your grandkidsโ€ - FreeNinedy9
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"The best way to teach your ki...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." โ€” Bill Murray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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โ€œKids, you canโ€™t cling to the past. Becaus...

โ€œKids, you canโ€™t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, itโ€™s already gone.โ€ -Ted Moseby, How I Met Your Mother
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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โ€œAs Kids You Deal With Pain With A Bliss On Innocence But As...

โ€œAs Kids You Deal With Pain With A Bliss On Innocence But As An Grown Up It Doesnโ€™t Seem As Easy To Deal With Pain,The Best Way To Deal With It Is Be A Kid Again For A Whileโ€-Hassan Patel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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The purpose of a school is to prepare kid...

The purpose of a school is to prepare kids for the real world and in the real world, people don't give a shit - My friend Ronyl Leo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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โ€œAs kids we loved th...

โ€œAs kids we loved the heroes, as adults we understand the villainsโ€
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โ€œIf you donโ€™t raise your kids ...

โ€œIf you donโ€™t raise your kids right, what kinda hero are ya?โ€ โ€”Typhon DeLeon, First Vault Hunter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't...

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood." โ€” Tom Hanks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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"Perhaps even more harmful than the evil we commit is the good that we omit. Crucially, we di...

"Perhaps even more harmful than the evil we commit is the good that we omit. Crucially, we didn't teach kids to respect people's boundaries, their unbridled curiosity and ignorance harming themselves and others. If there is such a thing as sin, then ignorance is the deadliest sin." โ€” me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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"Remember kids, the only differen...

"Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing It down" - Adam Savage
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"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be ru...

"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." โ€” Marcus Bridgstocke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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โ€œWho are we killing? I wonโ€™t do kids, thatโ€™s...

โ€œWho are we killing? I wonโ€™t do kids, thatโ€™s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kidโ€™s a dick.โ€ -Adrian Pimento (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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"Kids are like buckets...

"Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house." โ€” Louis C. K.
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"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep...

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys to break so none of the other kids can use 'em. Amen." -Shel Silverstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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Iโ€™m not a role model. Just because I...

Iโ€™m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesnโ€™t mean I should raise your kids - Charles Barkley(1993)
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โ€œThe best way to teach your ki...

โ€œThe best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.โ€ โ€” Bill Murray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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"People ask if you have graduated, if you have ...

"People ask if you have graduated, if you have married, if you have kids, as if life is like a checklist. No one asks you if you're happy" - Criolo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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'POOR KIDS ARE ...

'POOR KIDS ARE JUST AS SMART AS WHITE KIDS' Joe Biden
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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"We'll know we've failed as humans w...

"We'll know we've failed as humans when we've raised a generation of kids who hate the smell of flowers." -- Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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Romero: Do you think that God stays...

Romero: Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? - "Spy Kids 2"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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"Naked kids have been a staple of delight for cent...

"Naked kids have been a staple of delight for centuries, for both parents and onlookers. So to label pedophilia as criminal is ridiculous." - Allen Ginsberg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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Do you think God stays in heaven b...

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? -Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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"The hardest job kids face t...

"The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any" โ€” Fred Astaire
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wi...

The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wife and three kids. It was a surprise I can tell you. Nobody seemed to know where they had come from. I also had a job, which was an even bigger surprise. - โ€œMountain Goats Never Say Cheese,โ€ McManus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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โ€œThe truth is that stress doesnโ€™t come from your boss, your kids, you...

โ€œThe truth is that stress doesnโ€™t come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about these circumstances.โ€ โ€• Andrew J. Bernstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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Kids,never go to...

Kids,never go to war,Especially with yourself-Yuri Orlov
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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