Kid Quotes

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't...

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood." โ€” Tom Hanks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 29
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โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids...

โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.โ€ - Dan Savage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be ru...

"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." โ€” Marcus Bridgstocke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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โ€œThose teenagers who sit in their rooms crying t...

โ€œThose teenagers who sit in their rooms crying themselves to sleep at night, were once kids with light in their eyes and hope in their heart.โ€ - Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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"Kids are a ...

"Kids are a marginal thing" -my math teacher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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"I was so naive as a kid I ...

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." โ€” Johnny Carson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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โ€œI always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you k...

โ€œI always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand. Always. But you gotta keep dancing, you gotta keep your feet moving.โ€ - Morgan Freeman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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"Don't live in the kid insi...

"Don't live in the kid inside of you, but don't lose the kid inside of you." - My Mother
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 25
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โ€œI often tell young kids โ€˜donโ€™t ever count yourself outโ€™. Youโ€™ll never know ...

โ€œI often tell young kids โ€˜donโ€™t ever count yourself outโ€™. Youโ€™ll never know how good you are unless you try. Dream the impossible and go out and make it happen. I walked on the moon. What canโ€™t you do?โ€ โ€” Gene Cernan, Apollo astronaut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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"The boy lies in the grass with one blade stuck between his teeth. A vagu...

"The boy lies in the grass with one blade stuck between his teeth. A vague sensation quickens in his young and restless heart. And a bright and nameless vision has him longing to depart" ~Neil Peart RIP (Rush - The Analog Kid)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I donโ€™t know. Iโ€™m 37 now so, you know, eve...

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I donโ€™t know. Iโ€™m 37 now so, you know, even if I have a kid tomorrow, god knows what age Iโ€™ll be by the time my daughterโ€™s friends are all sixteen, so whatโ€™s the point? Thatโ€™s my American Beauty joke, Thank you." - Ed Byrne, Graham Norton Show
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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Why is it that our pockets are only empty when it comes to education and healthcare for our kids?...

Why is it that our pockets are only empty when it comes to education and healthcare for our kids? We only have empty pockets when it comes to the morally right things to do, but for tax cuts for billionaires and unlimited war, we seem to be able to invent that money very easily. - Alexandria Cortes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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As kids, we imagine small things as huge, fanta...

As kids, we imagine small things as huge, fantastic and interesting. As adults, we imagine huge things as small, ordinary and dull. ~Infinite Radius
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Infants and Kids make us see...

Infants and Kids make us see the same old World in a refreshingly New Light ~Infinite Radius
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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โ€œDo you think God stays in heaven b...

โ€œDo you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what heโ€™s created?โ€ -Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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โ€œI hope that the kids, while they sing along to my ...

โ€œI hope that the kids, while they sing along to my songs or dance to it, feel that life is not that bad at all. Even for just a minute.โ€œ - John "Scatman" Larkin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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โ€œRemember kid, Heroes get remembered, but...

โ€œRemember kid, Heroes get remembered, but legends never die, follow your heart and you will never go wrongโ€ -Babe Ruth, The Sandlot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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"The only thing worse than a cold or hot w...

"The only thing worse than a cold or hot war is a mildly infuriating one. Get off my lawn you kids!?" -- Dennis the menance's old man
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. He'd say to m...

When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. He'd say to me, "Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth. Will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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โ€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want a...

โ€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.โ€ โ€“ Richard Lamm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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โ€œmmmm...

โ€œmmmmmmMmmmโ€ - Kid Cudi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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โ€œRaise your kids and spoil your...

โ€œRaise your kids and spoil your grandkids, or spoil your kids and raise your grandkidsโ€ - FreeNinedy9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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"Slow down kid! Don't just ...

"Slow down kid! Don't just look straight ahead, enjoy the sceneries a little!" -Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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"Great shot, kid...

"Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!" - Han Solo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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"The best way to teach your ki...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." โ€” Bill Murray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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โ€œKids, you canโ€™t cling to the past. Becaus...

โ€œKids, you canโ€™t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, itโ€™s already gone.โ€ -Ted Moseby, How I Met Your Mother
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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"When you're a kid you want to g...

"When you're a kid you want to get older, but when you're older, you want to get a kid." - my dumb ass
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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โ€œAs Kids You Deal With Pain With A Bliss On Innocence But As...

โ€œAs Kids You Deal With Pain With A Bliss On Innocence But As An Grown Up It Doesnโ€™t Seem As Easy To Deal With Pain,The Best Way To Deal With It Is Be A Kid Again For A Whileโ€-Hassan Patel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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The purpose of a school is to prepare kid...

The purpose of a school is to prepare kids for the real world and in the real world, people don't give a shit - My friend Ronyl Leo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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โ€œAs kids we loved th...

โ€œAs kids we loved the heroes, as adults we understand the villainsโ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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โ€œIf you donโ€™t raise your kids ...

โ€œIf you donโ€™t raise your kids right, what kinda hero are ya?โ€ โ€”Typhon DeLeon, First Vault Hunter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't...

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood." โ€” Tom Hanks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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"Perhaps even more harmful than the evil we commit is the good that we omit. Crucially, we di...

"Perhaps even more harmful than the evil we commit is the good that we omit. Crucially, we didn't teach kids to respect people's boundaries, their unbridled curiosity and ignorance harming themselves and others. If there is such a thing as sin, then ignorance is the deadliest sin." โ€” me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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"When I was a kid, I asked God for a bike, b...

"When I was a kid, I asked God for a bike, but I knew that's not how God works, so instead, I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness".
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 30
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"Remember kids, the only differen...

"Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing It down" - Adam Savage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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from u/...

from u/[๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธRUHSQUAD]Hat Kid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be ru...

"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." โ€” Marcus Bridgstocke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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โ€œWho are we killing? I wonโ€™t do kids, thatโ€™s...

โ€œWho are we killing? I wonโ€™t do kids, thatโ€™s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kidโ€™s a dick.โ€ -Adrian Pimento (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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"When life gives ...

"When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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"Kids are like buckets...

"Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house." โ€” Louis C. K.
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"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the ...

"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dream. And her voice rings in his ears, like the music of the spheres." ~Neil Peart, (Rush - The Analog Kid)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep...

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys to break so none of the other kids can use 'em. Amen." -Shel Silverstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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Iโ€™m not a role model. Just because I...

Iโ€™m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesnโ€™t mean I should raise your kids - Charles Barkley(1993)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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โ€œThe best way to teach your ki...

โ€œThe best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.โ€ โ€” Bill Murray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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"People ask if you have graduated, if you have ...

"People ask if you have graduated, if you have married, if you have kids, as if life is like a checklist. No one asks you if you're happy" - Criolo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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'POOR KIDS ARE ...

'POOR KIDS ARE JUST AS SMART AS WHITE KIDS' Joe Biden
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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The boy lies in the grass with one blade stuck between his teeth. A vag...

The boy lies in the grass with one blade stuck between his teeth. A vague sensation quickens in his young and restless heart. And a bright and nameless vision has him longing to depart. ~Neil Peart (Rush - The Analog Kid)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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"No matter how old you are, if...

"No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it." Dave Chappelle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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"We'll know we've failed as humans w...

"We'll know we've failed as humans when we've raised a generation of kids who hate the smell of flowers." -- Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "...

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." --Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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"I was so naive as a kid I ...

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." โ€” Johnny Carson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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Romero: Do you think that God stays...

Romero: Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? - "Spy Kids 2"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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"I had my issues, ain't that much ...

"I had my issues, ain't that much I could do But, peace is something that starts with me, with me" -kid cudi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 27
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