Kick Quotes

"Being a vegan and eating fake chic...

"Being a vegan and eating fake chicken is like being a pediatrician who likes to kick rubber babies." - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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β€œI fear not the man who has pra...

β€œI fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks, but the man who practiced one kick 10,000 times.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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The more crutches you have, the mo...

The more crutches you have, the more it hurts when they’re kicked out from under ya - mike baker (thatcher) -
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"All the President is, is a glorified public relations man wh...

"All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway." β€” Harry S Truman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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I fear not the man who has practiced 10,...

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." β€”Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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β€œI want to be in the arena. I want to be brave with my life. And when we make the...

β€œI want to be in the arena. I want to be brave with my life. And when we make the choice to dare greatly, we sign up to get our asses kicked. We can choose courage or we can choose comfort, but we can’t have both. Not at the same time.” - BrenΓ© Brown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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β€œLife will hit you hard in the face, wait for you to get back up just so it...

β€œLife will hit you hard in the face, wait for you to get back up just so it can kick you in the stomach. But getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.” β€” Sarah Kay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Don’t you know I’m unstoppable? Don’t even try cause you will fall. I got a strength,...

Don’t you know I’m unstoppable? Don’t even try cause you will fall. I got a strength, deep in my soul. I got new courage and control! I’ll go beyond the limit break. The universe is mine to take! I have no fear, I think it’s clear, let’s kick it into high gear!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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"Friendship is being there when som...

"Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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"There's three important things in life. Gun...

"There's three important things in life. Guns, Love, and Glory, and I'll be damned if I don't kick their asses in Glory." - ShakurYaHur 2K19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Getting your ass ki...

Getting your ass kicked is a good thing. -Dwayne The Rock Johnson
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"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,...

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Bruce Lee β€” 'I fear not the man who has ...

Bruce Lee β€” 'I fear not the man who has practiced 10000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10000 times.'
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"The phrase "action speaks louder than...

"The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals." β€” Devin J. Monroe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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A slip of the tongue is not the...

A slip of the tongue is not the fault of the mind, a kick on the genitals will bring back the mind!
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The more crutches you have, the m...

The more crutches you have, the more it hurts when they're kicked out from under you ~mike baker (unknown)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm su...

"I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school. " - Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat, 1995)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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β€œIf you could kick the person in the pant...

β€œIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month” Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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"I fear not the man who has practiced 10...

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks, but i do fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times". – Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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"Never kick a fr...

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." Harry S Truman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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β€œMindful Monday Humans, May ...

β€œMindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” ― Napz Cherub Pellazo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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"I don't know what's going to happen, bu...

"I don't know what's going to happen, but I hope we get our kicks before the whole shit house goes up in flames." -J. Morrison
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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"Any jackass can kick down a b...

"Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one" -Lyndon B. Johnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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"I got kicked out of ballet cl...

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." β€” Rita Rudner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Life Is a Football Game, And we r the footba...

Life Is a Football Game, And we r the footballs, Never Mind The Kicks Of People Because Without Kicks We May Not Reach The Goal. - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Life is all about balance. You don’t always need to be getti...

Life is all about balance. You don’t always need to be getting stuff done. Sometimes it’s perfectly OK, and absolutely necessary, to shut down, kick back, and do nothing. - Lori Deschene
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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"If you could kick the person in the pants...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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β€œPeople who bite the hand that...

β€œPeople who bite the hand that feeds them, usually lick the boot that kicks them.” ― Eric Hoffer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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I fear not the man who has practiced 10,...

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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"They kick you when you dow...

"They kick you when you down, but they wanna kick it with you when you up." - DJ Khaled
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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People just get kicks...

People just get kicks out of making other people sad. ~ Maisie Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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A computer once beat me at ...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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"Dreams will get you nowhere, a...

"Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way." - Baltasar Gracian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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I fear not the man who has practiced 10,...

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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"It is the night-black Massachusetts legendary which packs the really macabre 'kick'. H...

"It is the night-black Massachusetts legendary which packs the really macabre 'kick'. Here is material for a really profound study in group neuroticism; for certainly, none can deny the existence of a profoundly morbid streak in the Puritan imagination."-HP Lovecraft
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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β€œWalk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love mu...

β€œWalk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.” -Hunter Stockton Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Only computer g...

Only computer geeks know what it means to be /kicked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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A jackass can kick a barn ...

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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β€œThere is a time to stop reading, there is a time to STO...

β€œThere is a time to stop reading, there is a time to STOP trying to WRITE, there is a time to kick the whole bloated sensation of ART out on its whore-ass.” ~ Charles Bukowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"If you could kick the person in the pant...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your troubles you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Men kick friendship around like a football, bu...

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,...

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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"Never kick a fr...

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."--Harry S. Truman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,...

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times" -- (Bruce Lee)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you ...

There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you leave the house and smile at the bastards. They lose all their power when they realize they have no effect on you. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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"If you could kick the person in the pan...

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Teddy Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you ...

There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you leave the house and smile at the bastards. They lose all their power when they realize they have no effect on you. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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"Wake u...

"Wake up, kick ass, repeat."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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When someone is goin...

When someone is going downhill everyone likes to give them a kick.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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"If you could give the person who is responsible ...

"If you could give the person who is responsible for most of your troubles a kick in the ass, you wouldn't be able to sit for a week." - Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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"I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in th...

"I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day." -Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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The trick is to work with focus and then rest. Start again with focus and then rest. K...

The trick is to work with focus and then rest. Start again with focus and then rest. Kick ass until your email is empty and then don’t look at it again for 24 hours. Be the best employee your boss has ever seen and then take a week vacation and turn off your phone.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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There is always going to be someone who...

There is always going to be someone who is going to kick everybody's ass, so get off your ass and be that person," -My mom.
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"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,...

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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"There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to put things in perspective. You kn...

"There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to put things in perspective. You know, most people have never had the crap beat out of them. When you've had that happen to you a couple of times, you begin to appreciate the art of negotiation." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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β€œPower, time, gravity, love. The fo...

β€œPower, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible.” ― David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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β€Ž"If you could kick the person in the pant...

β€Ž"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." -Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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"There's no educatio...

"There's no education in the second kick of a mule." Fritz Hollings
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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β€œYou may not realize it when it happen...

β€œYou may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.” Walt Disney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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