Junk Quotes

β€œWe make the best boxes in the...

β€œWe make the best boxes in the world, Mr. Marlowe. The stuff inside is junk.” - Raymond Chandler
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β€œTo invent, you need a g...

β€œTo invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” - Thomas A. Edison
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β€œMy first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it...

β€œMy first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
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"Your optimism strikes me l...

"Your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead" - Half Man Half Biscuit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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There's no such thing as ju...

There's no such thing as junk, only resources for which there is no immediate application
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you ...

There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you leave the house and smile at the bastards. They lose all their power when they realize they have no effect on you. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you ...

There will be plenty of people waiting to kick you in the junk. Wear a cup when you leave the house and smile at the bastards. They lose all their power when they realize they have no effect on you. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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"The downside of coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends ag...

"The downside of coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful. They reminded me so much of myself, I could hardly bear to look at them." β€” Mark "Rent-boy" Renton, from Trainspotting
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter trut...

We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. ~Anton Ego in Ratatouille
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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The world's oldest living person celebrated her 116th birthday ye...

The world's oldest living person celebrated her 116th birthday yesterday. She said the secret to her longevity was not eating junk food and "I mind my own business." ... pretty good advice if you ask me.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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