July Quotes

“If you understand comedy, you understand life, Drama, death, tragedy – everybody h...

“If you understand comedy, you understand life, Drama, death, tragedy – everybody has these. But with humour you've got all these, and the antidote. You have found the answer.” ~ Eric Sykes, English writer, comedian and actor [b.4 May 1923 - d.4 July 2012]
📅︎ Feb 10
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"We're off this week in honor of July th...

"We're off this week in honor of July the Fourth, a annual American tradition of reminding the sky who runs shit." - John Oliver
📅︎ Jul 02
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“October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate i...

“October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” ― Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson
📅︎ Sep 25
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"Why is it that I am always the last person to hear about this stuff? O...

"Why is it that I am always the last person to hear about this stuff? Ordnance told me this 76mm would take care of anything the Germans had. Now I find you can’t knock out a damn thing with it." - Eisenhower, July 1944
📅︎ Jan 13
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"July 4, 1776: the day th...

"July 4, 1776: the day that we 'unfollowed' King George." - Conan Obrien - Twitter
📅︎ Jul 05
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"The change in perspective that has happened over the last year is what...

"The change in perspective that has happened over the last year is what this generation is going to use to find our lighthouse... and when we get there, we’ll turn the fucking spotlight on."
 Julian Assange, July 29, 2011
📅︎ Jan 25
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