Jonathan winters Quotes

The same man who criticizes a grown man for...

The same man who criticizes a grown man for being a little boy is the guy who puts on a lamp shade when he’s bombed. - Jonathan Winters
📅︎ Apr 11
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I couldn’t wait for su...

I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it. Jonathan Winters
📅︎ Sep 01
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“If your ship doesn’t...

“If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.” — by Jonathan Winters
📅︎ Apr 23
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"Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty y...

"Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty years later, I shook hands with Neil Armstrong. The guy that invented the airplane and the guy that walked on the moon. In a lifetime, that's kinda wild when you think about it." - Jonathan Winters
📅︎ Oct 07
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“Life is a shit sandwich. But if...

“Life is a shit sandwich. But if you’ve got enough bread, you don’t taste the shit.” –Jonathan Winters
📅︎ Mar 03
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