Jon stewart Quotes

โ€œIf you don't stick to your values ...

โ€œIf you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.โ€ โ€• Jon Stewart
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โ€œEvil is relatively...

โ€œEvil is relatively rare; ignorance is epidemic.โ€ โ€• Jon Stewart
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โ€œReligion. It's given peo...

โ€œReligion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.โ€ โ€• Jon Stewart
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A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: โ€œThe reason I donโ€™t worry about society is,...

A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: โ€œThe reason I donโ€™t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. Iโ€™ll take those odds every fucking day.โ€ โ€• Jon Stewart
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โ€œThe reason I donโ€™t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked dow...

โ€œThe reason I donโ€™t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. Iโ€™ll take those odds every f*cking day.โ€ โ€• Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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โ€œLove what you do. Get good at it. Competenc...

โ€œLove what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.โ€ โ€• Jon Stewart
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โ€œThe reason I donโ€™t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked dow...

โ€œThe reason I donโ€™t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. Iโ€™ll take those odds every fucking day.โ€ โ€• Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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"If you don't stick to your values ...

"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies." Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not s...

"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis." -Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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"Why is it that when you take advantage of a tax break for a corpor...

"Why is it that when you take advantage of a tax break for a corporation you are a good business person but when you take advantage of something that you need to not be hungry you're a moocher" - Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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"You have confused a war on re...

"You have confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want." - Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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You've been a great gift to the co...

You've been a great gift to the country. - Barack Obama's last words to Jon Stewart as host of the Daily Show.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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"If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more f...

"If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy to be honest with you' Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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"Perhaps maybe people would be more for preventing Global Warming if we...

"Perhaps maybe people would be more for preventing Global Warming if we referred to it as 'Taking a Stand for Preserving Traditional Sea Levels'" -- Jon Stewart (6/25/15), exposing a contradictory and pandering Jeb Bush
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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"Corporations are people, w...

"Corporations are people, we've learned, but generally they're sociopaths." -Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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Why is it if you take advantage of a tax break youโ€™re a...

Why is it if you take advantage of a tax break youโ€™re a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, youโ€™re a moocher?" โ€” Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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"Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress...

"Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently. Why are we not able to hold men to account for this behavior?" - Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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"It's harder to eat m...

"It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name." -Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Persona...

"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'" - Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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'Who would have thought the key to Germ...

'Who would have thought the key to German domination of Europe would be an international banking conspiracy?' - Jon Stewart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring ...

"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring to Senator McCain's statement, "Senator Obama and his allies in Congress infused unnecessary partisanship into the process. Now is not the time to fix the blame."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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